17A/N These are some really bad Goth poems that I wrote. They are not serious. I do, however, want you to read and review my work please and tell me whether you think I have made these poems bad enough.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Humpty Dumpty…. That person who owns humpty dumpty owns him…. Nor do I own the poem Humpty Dumpty that the character comes from.
Beauty
By Kermit
Flower
Flower
Flower
Die
Die
Die
Flower
Flower
Flower
Why
Why
Why
Shapes
By Kermit
Circles
Triangles
Squares
DIE DIE DIE!
Hexagons live with me
Dodecahedrons eat a poisoned pea!
Humpty Dumpty
By Kermit
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
Die you BASTARD die!
I smash him with my foot
And scramble him and eat him
On toast.
YUM! HUMPTY BRAINS