Phil sipped his normal morning coffee, reading the paper. He sat back, and heard the door open. Phil watched as Ryo and Lia walked into the next room holding hands.

"Uhm," Phil said.

He got back to his paper. Turning the page, he spilled his coffee on his lap.

Phillipe got done brushing her hair when she heard a scream from downstairs. She was running downstair when Ryo and Lia walked into the bathroom. Phillipe stopped and stared as the door closed behind both of them.

She cleared her throat, and ran into the dining room.

Joe was outside working out with Joan. He punched over a tree with his gauntlet and went toward the house. Suddenly, a scream exploded from the house, and it was Phil!

From the voice, he thought it was his "girl," Phillipe!

Joan followed Joe into the house when she heard a scream in the dining room.

It was their leader, Phil! Joe and Joan ran to the dining room.

Ryo, well. . .

Lia. . . well they uhm, both didn't care right now.

"Owowowow it hurts!" Phil said running around.

He started taking off his pants feverishly.

"Erhem," Joan and Joe left.

Phillipe picked up his pants. "Go put some new ones one, weakling."

She kicked his butt out of the dining room.

Joe was upstairs listening to his Limp Bizkit CD's.

"I came into this world as a reject, look into these eyes, then you'll see the size the flames. Dwellin' on the past, it's burnin' up my brain. . . everyone that burns has to learn from their pain. . ." Durst sung.

Joan was upstairs listening to her Limp Bizkit CD's.

"Lately I've been skeptical. Silent when I would used to speak. Distant from all around me who witness me fail and become weak. Life is overwhelming. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down," Durst explained.

Ryo, um. . .

Lia. . . well it's almost over.

Phil went upstairs and got some new pants.

"Aw man, those were my best khakis, too!" Phil said.

*** (Skipping to Ryo.)

Ryo is sitting in his room, bummed.

"Aw man, that hoe will pay for this!" Unluckily, his door was open.

Phil walked in. "What hoe? What? Huh?"

"Lia ran away with my pay!" Ryo said.

"Funny, it's usually you running away with my pay!" Phil mused.

"Shut up," Ryo said.

"She's gon' pay for this!" Ryo said, standing up.

"Jus' let it go," Phil told Ryo.

"That's easier said than done! Well, I appreciate it, but just leave me alone!" Ryo recited, running out the door.

*** (Skip to Phil.)

"Hey Ryo! What are you going to do!?" Phil said, chasing Ryo.

Ryo stopped. "Jus' leave me alone. . . nothin's gonna change, so you can go away, and I'm just gon' stay here and always be the same, and nothin's gonna change, so you can go away, and I'm just gon' stay here and always be the same, and nothin's gonna change, so you can go away, and I'm just gon' stay!

I did it all for the Nookie! C'mon,

The Nookie! C'mon,

The Nookie!

So you can take that cookie,

and stick it up your YEAH, stick it up your YEAH, stick it up your YEAH!"

Phil stopped and watched Ryo walk out the door.

"I knew that's what they were doing!"

*** (Skip to Ryo.)

Ryo, talking to the camera:

"It's just one of those day when you don't wanna wake up, everything is f*cked, everybody sucks, you don't really know why, but you wanna justify. . . rippin' someone's head off! No human contact, and if you interact, your life is on contract. Your best bet's to stay away motherf*cker, it's just one of those days!"

*** (Skip to Phil.)

"My, this episode has a lot to do with Limp Bizkit. . . I mean," Phil said.

Suddenly, Lia ran in front of Phil with Ryo's wallet. Phil considered for awhile.

"Hey! That's MY money, woman!" Phil started chasing Lia.

*** (Skip to Ryo.)

"Jus' gimme somethin' to break. . . jus' gimme somethin' to break. . . how about yo' f*ckin' face?"

*** (Skip to Phil.)

After. . . retreiving the money, Phil snickers and returns to his room.

*** (Skip to Ryo.)

Lately I've been skeptical. Silent when I would used to speak. Distant from all around me who witness me fail and become weak. Life is overwhelming. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down. But you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain because you know it all and I guess things will never change, but you might need my hand when falling in your whole. Your disposition ill remember when im letting go of... you and me we're through and rearranged. It seems that your not satisfied. there's too much on your mind. So you leave and I cant believe all the bullsh*t that I find. Life is overwhelming. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down... you're no good for me. Thank God it's over. You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin'. You make believe life is so long until you're dyin'. You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin', cryin' on me. You make believe that life is so long until you're dyin', dyin' on me! you think everybody is the same. I don't think that anybody is like you. (You ruin everything and you kept f*ckin' with me until its over and I wont be the same!)

*** (Everyone that night.)

"Well that was certainly an exhausting day. The author will also certainly pay for making me pretend I'm Fred Durst," Ryo said.

"Can I be Wes?" Joe asked.

"No," Phil said.

END.