I found myself walking along one day. I was minding my own buisness when I saw it. A pixie's wand. I picked it up and cumbled it. Pixies. I hate pixies! They were in town, NOOOOO! I went in search of the small annoyances. I went into a local bar and asked the bartender if he knew where the pixies were. He looked at me, looked around, said he knew where some fairies were and whispered an address. So I went to it.

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I walked in an was shocked and horrified at when I saw. It was a gay bar. There was a man in there with a strange look on his face. I realized he thought I was gay. I proceded to the exit. He followed. "Well hellllllooo there." he said. I grunted a hello. "What are you doing here?" he asked. "Looking for pixies." I answered "Oh I can help you there sweet stuff" He smiled. "uh I don't think you understand, I found a pixie's wand-" "I got a pixie wand I could show you" He said. "No thanks really I found an actual pixies wand and I need to find them" I explained "Oh... ok you wanna play that way. We can look for them at my house" He said eyeing my pants. I realized this was getting my no where fast. So I punched him in the face and ran. I had to find the pixies. Pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies pixies I WANNA STEP ON THEM! Then I saw it. A bouncing pixie. I picked it up and said "Take me to the rest of the pixies!" It stared at me blankly. I realized my thumb was on it's mouth, they are very small you see. I lifted my thumb up and it said "Pixie am I, that is true. I can fly, can you? I show where are we, I promise you I will not flee!" Pixies. They talke very strangely. I let it go and it started to fly away I followed the flying pink pixie. I saw an old lady was in my way so pushed her over. She called for help. A man started chasing me I threw a near by cat at him. He caught the cat and put it down genlty and continued to chase me. I was chasing the pink flying tiny pixie could he see that? I WAS ON A MISSION! I stepped on a big dog's tail cause I was looking at the pixie. It proceeded to chase me. Now I was chasing the pixie with a man and a big dog chasing me. There was a cop in the middle on the sidewalk I was on so I pushed him into a hot dog vendor's cart. The pixie then veered to the left and into a creek. I ran along the bank, with the man, the big dog and the cop in hot pursuit. I crushed some goose eggs by accident and the mama goose bit my foot and joined the chase. I yelled back at the man and the cop "You don't understand I need to find the pixies!" The cop got out his gun. The pixie went into a hospital, so I did along with the man, the dog, the ARMED cop, and the mama goose. The dog knocked over a medicine cart and a nurse joined the chase. "I'm chasing the pink flying pixie can't you see that?!" I yelled. A pychologist who was in the waiting room ran to join the chase. I ran to the top of the building and got on the ledge where the pixie was hovering. The man grabbed the dog that had been chasing me, the cop grabbed the goose, the nurse grabbed the pychologist who in turned grabbed the nurse. The nurse slapped him. I looked at them. "Let me explain, the pixie just told me that if I jump down I will be able to enter their world. If I can enter their world I can kill them all. I HATE PIXIES! Now, would you kindly let me go?" I pleaded. They grabbed me and took me to the pychiatric ward. That's were I am now. The room is nice and paded. Actually I shouldn't say nice, it would be nice. IF ALL THESE PIXIES WEREN'T IN HERE WITH ME! I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies I hate pixies