One Stormy Night...
One stormy night
I went to bed
Only to be awaken by dread
I moaned as I rolled over
Hoping to dream
But my dogs started barking
I yelled at them at the top of my lungs
But they didn't hear me, just my mom
After a lecture and a cookie
I tried to sleep again
I finally gave up and fell out of bed
I wandered to the bathroom
Hoping to wake up
I stumbled over a vacuum cleaner
And hit my head on the counter
I rolled over on the ground; holding my aching head
Then something came and attacked me
Making me mad
I stood up on my feet
Only to fall over again
I growled and crawled down the stairs
I didn't make it far before I crawled out a door
I mumbled something strange
Then wandered into the kitchen looking for chicken
And lo and behold!
My best friend was eating my bread!
I asked her what she was doing
She merely shrugged and told me to shut up
I stumbled into my dining room only to see
My boyfriend eating spaghetti!
I was really scared then
Hoping not to find a blue haired boy in my living room
I stumbled into there to find a Squeaky Toy!
It was potato shaped and it had epilepsy
I was now ready to scream
I fell down a flight of stairs
Then rolled into the recording studio
I found a flaming pie there
Someone was worshiping it
I looked at the person
Unable to comprehend a thing
Until she sang "Michigan"
I knew it then
She was the Queen
I positively screamed!
A loud crash resounded again
I opened my eyes to find I was in bed!