No, no you needn't stay
Your brains a bit too small
You too, please go away

What I'm looking for is a boy
No, make that a man
No, not a bedtime toy

Get your mind off that damned playstation
and of my body as well
I'm searching for some mental stimulation

I want someone more evolved
Get over that hump!
But not if you're self-involved

You needn't be a brainiac
Don't get me wrong,
But please don't act like a maniac!

If you know who the hell Copernicus is
Come on over
I'll show you I'm not just a word whiz.