A/N: The other day at school we had a pep rally. It was so boring! I was already tired that day, and they had to go and put me through a pep rally. My school hates me. They are all plotting against me. *twitch*

I Almost Fell Asleep At The Pep Rally

By Athalia

I hate pep in any shape or form

And rallies tend to be a bore

I hope the school doesn't take it personally

But I almost fell asleep at the pep rally

The band was the only thing that kept me from sleep

I wished they'd shut up and not make a peep.

'Cause every time I'd start to snore

They cranked up the volume a little more.

I saw, through tired, half closed eyes

Mr. Monk in a stupid disguise

And now I really cannot stand

The sight of Sponge Bob Squarepants.

The cheerleaders flipped a lot, which must have hurt their joints

And I didn't really get the point.

Then all the football players ran through the door

And school spirit oozed from every pore.

This infectious disease they call school spirit

Is spreading and I deeply fear it.

I'm afraid of catching it, you see

'Cause I can stay awake through a pep rally.

A/N: Yes, this is a true story. The vice principal really did dress up as Sponge Bob Squarepants and dance around at the pep rally. Somebody save me. I must get out of this burning pit of idiocy.


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