I Almost Fell Asleep At The Pep Rally
I hate pep in any shape or form
And rallies tend to be a bore
I hope the school doesn't take it personally
But I almost fell asleep at the pep rally
The band was the only thing that kept me from sleep
I wished they'd shut up and not make a peep.
'Cause every time I'd start to snore
They cranked up the volume a little more.
I saw, through tired, half closed eyes
Mr. Monk in a stupid disguise
And now I really cannot stand
The sight of Sponge Bob Squarepants.
The cheerleaders flipped a lot, which must have hurt their joints
And I didn't really get the point.
Then all the football players ran through the door
And school spirit oozed from every pore.
This infectious disease they call school spirit
Is spreading and I deeply fear it.
I'm afraid of catching it, you see
'Cause I can stay awake through a pep rally.
A/N: Yes, this is a true story. The vice principal really did dress up as Sponge Bob Squarepants and dance around at the pep rally. Somebody save me. I must get out of this burning pit of idiocy.
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