My Stories 24
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Livingstone Manor
Livingstone Manor is that strange house that every fake town seems to have. And, this town has had just about enough of Livingstone Manor and its quirks.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Drama & Mystery, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 7/27/2016
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It's Not as Bad as This »
Do you think your stories are not great? Do you need cheering up? Do you want to make fun of something? This is a collection of horrible stories that I wrote when I was a kid. Ranging from continuity issues to huh? moments, "It's not as Bad as This" makes anyone feel better about their work and is guaranteed to make you go wait, what? Inspired by Lumosify's "What Editing Really Is"
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 15, follows: 10, updated: 7/14/2015 published: 11/23/2014
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First Meeting
Some people are meant for each other. Others aren't. This terrible romance will show you not only that love is a strange thing, but also that some people just aren't meant to write romance stories. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Romance & Parody, words: 747, favs: 2, 6/24/2015
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Perfection
The story of a perfectionist who continuously meets failure.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Angst & Parody, words: 555, 6/22/2015
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Whale Girl
Baily has had her whales all her life, but what happens when she's ready for them to be gone?
Fiction: General, K+, English, Drama & Angst, words: 599, 4/2/2015
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Gumballs
"It has been presumed missing for three years." "You'll never find it." "Idiot, you're just wasting your time." Nobody thought I could do it. A plotless adventure.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Adventure & Parody, words: 458, favs: 2, follows: 1, 4/2/2015
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Misplaced
The dead body was missing and my boss demanded an explanation. A plotless mystery.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Mystery & Parody, words: 437, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/2/2015
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Sacks of Giraffes
Reporter Justy Shafir doesn't feel like doing her reports. She's convinced that her bubbly neighbor, Asa, is up to something. What happens when Justy thinks that that something is illegal?
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Crime, words: 570, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/1/2015
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Desperate
One procrastinating girl's attempt to look productive.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 424, 3/1/2015
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Hormon's Quest
Hormon must team up with his local lemon Smith after an epidemic forces world leaders to do the unthinkable. Lemons become illegal. Hormon must try to prove that his beloved fruit is not causing allergic reactions on a global scale. Warning : crack! Story
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 866, favs: 1, 1/27/2015
The Fire of Obsession
When Ashoton was a little kid, he saw his first candle. Years later, he's still struggling with his candle addiction. Can his neighbor help him? Warning: Crack! story
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 265, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/27/2015
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Lump
Sometimes life has lumps. Even the lives of whiny little kids.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Family & Drama, words: 290, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/26/2015
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Computers
My experiences with computers in a nutshell. Warning: Terrible rhymes
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 64, 1/26/2015
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Takeover
One foolish hot-headed assassin's attempt at world domination.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 292, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/26/2015
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Acronym
An acrostic poem about acronyms. Written because I was too lazy to do actually be working right now.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 127, favs: 1, 1/21/2015
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Stuff
What is stuff? What does it mean? Honestly, I don't know either, but if you think I do, then read this poem.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 21, favs: 2, follows: 1, 12/15/2014
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Faces
Sometimes an extremely bored person decides to write a poem. This is the result. I don't think this had anything to do with faces, in the end.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 67, favs: 1, 12/8/2014
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Printers
This poem is a tribute to the annoyingness of printers.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 74, favs: 3, follows: 1, 12/5/2014
4The Lucky Stapler
Ramón Quirke's sanity is questionable. Mainly because of his crazy actions and his strange obsession with his stapler and mailbox. After he accidentally runs away with a murder weapon, he looks pretty guilty. Ramón must find a way to prove his innocence without harming his precious stapler. Get ready for a lot of facepalms as you struggle to understand Ramón's logic and priorities.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Mystery & Suspense, words: 969, favs: 2, follows: 1, 12/4/2014