1 eddie written nov 25, 2007 - unfortunately, it's a true story.
Fiction: Biography, M, English, Tragedy & Crime, words: 310, 9/13/2008
that's all white flour and water and dough conditioner, dough conditioner, dough conditioner.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 35, 9/13/2008
razors a haiku
Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 14, 9/13/2008
1 i miss orgasms american culture exhausts me.
Poetry: War, T, English, Angst & Humor, words: 223, favs: 1, 10/29/2005
bikey plus sarah equals bff he doesn't even complain when i leave him at home.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 185, 10/29/2005
2heartless pitch you are the human, and i am the dog whistle.
Poetry: Love, K+, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 100, 8/13/2005
goth kid builds scaryass birdhouse what does "proactive" even MEAN? i don't like this piece anymore.
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Parody & Angst, words: 324, 10/27/2004
2i'm still awake six in the morning licking snow off your lips
Poetry: Love, K, English, Poetry & Drama, words: 141, 2/28/2004
7 Omigawth! a parody this parody of fanfiction dot net admittedly was funnier when i wrote it - in high school.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Poetry, words: 108, favs: 1, 11/19/2002
2First Dance With Mary Jane a poem about marijuana. you know you love it.
Poetry: General, T, English, Humor, words: 38, favs: 1, 11/19/2002
7Am I In Trouble? never underestimate a child. this is my favorite of all the things i've written.
Fiction: General, T, English, Angst & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 8/11/2001