My Stories 33
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Genevieve the Ghost Maid
Most ghosts have unfinished businesses that seem more fulfillable on paper than they really are.
Fiction: Supernatural, K, English, Humor, words: 292, favs: 2, 11/6/2024
1Checkers »
In New York, anything can happen. Especially at night. Especially in the cabs.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Supernatural & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, updated: 8/1/2024 published: 7/28/2024
Gone, Not Gone
A story of three siblings—a beatnik, a goth girl, and a punk baby—and the mom who gave her life to have them.
Fiction: Supernatural, K+, English, Family, words: 827, 1/2/2024
Janet's Epiphany
She didn't exactly see herself as female, yet she didn't exactly see herself with no gender at all.
Fiction: General, T, English, Spiritual, words: 180, 8/23/2023
The Prototype
Stella the HOM is a robot, not a toy. But that won't stop the inventor's daughter from playing with her!
Fiction: Sci-Fi, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 6/4/2023
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Cüdle
If your boyfriend told you his new puppet had a mind of its own, would you believe him? I didn't think so. But check this out anyway.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Fantasy, words: 3k+, 3/15/2023
Aimless Wandering
Get ready for a guaranteed toe-tapping, hand-clapping, yee-haw-ing good time!
Poetry: Song, K+, English, Adventure, words: 558, 3/11/2023
1How to Raise a Dryad
I found a new friend in my backyard.
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, words: 653, 4/22/2022
Alien Radio: Waiting for the Sun
Todd Zeppelin has a bad run-in with his nemesis, and accidentally takes something of hers that could destroy the space station!
Fiction: Sci-Fi, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 10/26/2021
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The Scale
If you think bathrooms are uncomfortable, wait till you see it from the perspective of a talking bathroom scale. Get ready to cringe!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 6/7/2021
A fistful of prompts »
In Creative Writing class, we were given three prompts at the end of every lecture, and were assigned to write whatever came to mind for each. These are my favorites of those prompts.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, chapters: 12, words: 1k+, updated: 6/1/2021 published: 5/24/2021
I M Hip: Where Are They Now
After ten years and 540 strips, the webcomic I.M. Hip has finally come to a conclusion. This is what happened afterwards.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 520, 11/20/2020
1Ray's Pizza: An abandoned text adventure »
In "Ray's Pizza" you take control of a regular pizza boy who just had beef with the New York Mafia. Now it's up to you to get revenge on them for existing, and, maybe, get your fifteen dollars back. It's not famous. It's not the original. But it's the best one out there. An abandoned attempt at a text adventure game, preserved here with all intended inputs and new commentary.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 6/14/2020
Bad Baby: An abandoned text adventure
It's a two-year-old troublemaker that tries to escape from an orphanage. But success is only the beginning. An abandoned attempt at a text adventure game, preserved here with all intended inputs and new commentary.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 456, 6/14/2020
Cooking with Mice: An abandoned text adventure
Lab mice trained with human behavior and culinary skills, and their antics with their human host and a moron upstairs with a mouse trap. An abandoned attempt at a text adventure game, preserved here with all intended inputs and new commentary.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Fantasy, words: 702, 6/14/2020
The Girl that Wasn't There
A rockstar, out to lunch, meets what turns out to be a vanishing hitchhiker. Or is she?
Poetry: Song, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 780, 6/8/2019
TPEG: Ian's Google blog »
With Google Plus closing down, I thought it would be a good idea to preserve the in-character blog of Ian Furelli, frontman to the virtual/cartoon band The Plastic E-Gulls. (NOTE: Entries are presented as-is for archival purposes; unfortunately it's text-only, so intended links will be inoperable.)
Fiction: Humor, K, English, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, 2/12/2019
Grumpy Pumps: Technological Threat
In the not-too-distant future, almost everything is a talking robot, from the mundane like garbage cans and clock radios, to the beneficial like subway trains, busses, and...gas pumps. Now, two gas pumps are out to save themselves from being shut down and replaced. But how are they able to do that when they don't have legs?
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, 2/1/2019
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I Got a New Wristwatch
and it talks, too! Let's just hope I got my money's worth...
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 983, 1/13/2019
Alien Radio: Bat out of Hell
After getting featured in a galaxy-wide magazine, success goes to Numar's head. Bibble and Otho go to set things straight before it gets out of hand. Todd would help too, but he's locked out of his room.
Fiction: Sci-Fi, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, 11/7/2018