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26Dear John: Special Hardcore Advice Column! » by American Chimpanzee
What hair color do they put on the drivers' licenses of bald men?Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 47, words: 22k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 4/9/2021 published: 3/19/2015
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The ONLY Diet Book You'll EVER Need! (and other medical fictions) » by American Chimpanzee
Sign on a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 6k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 6/25/2017 published: 3/14/2014
7 News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations » by American Chimpanzee
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 50, words: 34k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 4/21/2015 published: 9/27/2014