1Good Evening, Mr Roach » Various ramblings of the life of ach. Some humorous, some sad, some impossible. Thoughts and stories gifted to us by this beloved character.
Fiction: General, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 9/7/2021 published: 8/25/2021
3 A Woman Who Was Originally Confused and Mislead by the Press Releases » This Press Release is written to inform the readers that I'm gonna go jump off a bridge if I see another Press Release on FP.
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 611, updated: 4/8/2021 published: 12/19/2018
1 Child marriage is bad Still in the USA can you believe it Wow. Americans support child marriage. Tsk tsk tsk. I have sources if you want to see where I got my info from.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, words: 1k+, 2/11/2021
1 Earth's Last Protectors Feel free to use this essay as your own or as an idea. I got an A. This is an image analysis essay over Pablo Albarenga's Sony award winning photo from Seeds of Resistance. It argues deforestation, imagery, and how people are killing the earth from greed. I would say it is a pretty well written essay.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, words: 1k+, 12/8/2020
The Legality of Sleep Putting this up for people who need to copy a quick essay or need an essay idea. I got an A. This essay argues why it should be legal to sleep in your own car in every state. There are rules depending on what district you are in on how long you can sleep in your car. This argues the safety of workers driving home late at night, homelessness, and how the road would be much safer.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, words: 2k+, 12/8/2020
1Gongo's Just Terrific Life » This is a tale of a lonely, genderless, confused young adult. Gongo lives their life in a very rural/segregated town and we are here to share their qUIrKy, unique adventures in Hookersville, Oklahoma. Gongo is legally blind by chapter two, but... its complicated. WARNING: this is all satire. The themes presented do not reflect the personal thoughts of the e chapter 1 not.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Mystery & Tragedy, chapters: 7, words: 8k+, updated: 12/8/2020 published: 5/24/2020
1Love Past Eight Olson was a curious boy with very little knowledge of his mother before his birth. He decides that the best way to learn more about her is to back in time to meet his mother at a different age, but finds unexpected love in the absolute wrong place. He knows it's wrong, but he can't help but pursue the heart of his own mother. WARNING: INCEST
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Family & Sci-Fi, words: 546, 7/6/2019
Could You Imagine A collection of hypothetical instances, such as "Could You Imagine that Catcalling Worked", with recurring characters. Am accepting requests of any kind.
Fiction: General, K+, English, words: 971, 12/27/2018
4A Dragon's Mate » An old, stoic dragon was traveling when she caught the scent of her mate... who was a child. In order to protect her mate from those who wish to see the dragon fall, the dragon must find a way to incorporate herself into the child's life without raising suspicion. F/F
Fiction: Romance, K+, English, Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, follows: 1, updated: 11/21/2018 published: 1/15/2018
Infomaniac » They say that the human brain can only process a limited amount of details i.e. why you forgot what happened on your drive home. Evan is different. Evan intakes every minutia of her everyday life, which tends to cause paralyzing headaches with the information overload. When she meets another girl and starts a relationship, Evan finally sees her life in a hopeful aspect... for now.
Fiction: General, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, 11/19/2018
6 Milk This is such nonsense but I can't stop laughing as I upload it. It is short n sour (like curdled milk). If you wanna laugh, then try to make sense of it. That is what really gets me lmaoo
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 220, favs: 2, 5/7/2018
Rotten Egg Short Story. Huevo is part of the most dangerous gang in the world called MS-13... well, that was until he died and was accidentally sent to Heaven.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Parody, words: 1k+, 3/26/2018
1 Tattoo Parlor? I don't know. Think it's Twilight themed, I'm so sorry
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Fantasy, words: 2k+, 12/14/2017
Nanowrimo Terror A nanowrimo from years ago and I have no idea what it is about. I'm too afraid to see how terrible my writing was.
Fiction: Young Adult, K+, English, words: 15k+, 11/20/2017
3Fañard Forest Callen Anders is searching through the forest for the tribe that saved his life. His lover had died in such a forest and so will Cal, but only one death can be considered suicide while the other death turns into cannibalism. (ONE CHAPTER bc it's a short story)
Fiction: Mystery, K+, English, Mystery, words: 2k+, updated: 9/29/2017 published: 9/2/2017
5The Prince's Patch » A young woman is depressed and tries to kill herself, but is saved by a well known stranger who happens to be the prince. Both of their lives get turned around when they patch (love at first sight). What the prince doesn't know is that his patch is quite the handful with a ferocity that cannot be tamed. Will she submit to the patch, or will she overcome her destiny? Perhaps both.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 6, words: 13k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 3/25/2017 published: 1/28/2017