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Rick Quasar: Man In Space » It ain't easy being captain of a starship. Between fighting your inner demons, reuniting with old flames and striking poses, how are you supposed to find time to do your job? Follow Capt. Quasar as he blunders his way through his latest mission. Or don't.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, 12/20/2007
2 Journal Entry 13 It's been a year since I've posted a story. I tried writing something to post here today, but I had the writer's block. So I came across this journal entry I wrote, like, five years ago when I was a sophomore in high school. Read it, you animals.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 173, favs: 1, 12/19/2006
Dutch Lovin' A friend of mine decided to write a story back and forth, only adding one word at a time. After a few months that didn't pan out so we started doing it in small chunks. Then we lost the mojo. Read it... please...
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 12/19/2005
The Killer Foot One man's struggle against the forces of true evil. Thoroughly pointless.
Poetry: Humor, M, English, Suspense, words: 68, 7/11/2005
3Don't Be My Valentine Just in time for VD. Valentine's Day, that is. Though I hear VD's in season, too.
Poetry: Love, K, English, Humor, words: 90, favs: 1, 2/13/2005
Vacation This one rhymes a little. So, if rhyming is your thing, then maybe this will interest you.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 136, 2/10/2005
5Sweet Blasphemer Here's, like, a song I wrote. I don't write many songs, because they aren't very good, but I thought this one was post-worthy. Please, tell me...was it? Was it really?
Poetry: Song, K, English, Romance, words: 227, 9/11/2004
3Space Attack! This is a story that I wrote so long ago, I don't even remember writing it. Anyway, it made me chuckle, so I thought I'd post it here.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 805, 9/7/2004
1ShovelHappy What started off as a fun morning became a day of murder... and sandwiches! I don't know why I'm posting this. It's kinda immature and shoddily written, in my opinion. Tell me, does it suck? R/R
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 12k+, 7/29/2004
2A National Pastime I wrote this a few years ago and it was on disk somewhere, unfinished. So, I added a few lines, gave it a title and there you go. Anyway, this is one of my rare attempts at seriousness.
Poetry: War, K, English, words: 159, 7/15/2004
1Big Jiggy Harper, New Orleans Crime Lord This is a story I wrote a long time ago. I'm not sure if I ever posted it anywhere before, so I thought I'd post it here.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Suspense & Humor, words: 1k+, 7/14/2004
2The Creeper What is this? I'm not so sure. Why don't you read it and tell me?
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 725, favs: 1, 7/14/2004
1The Head Chant What can I say? I don't even know what this is.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, words: 212, 5/31/2004
1English John This is a story. Rated R for Righteous. P.S. The format of this story will undoubtedly enrage a good percentage of those who actually bother to read it. In which case, my work is done.
Fiction: Fantasy, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 3/28/2004
5Empty Footsteps, A Hollow Floor "Fiddle faddle" popped into my head. Voila. I wrote this just a few minutes ago. I felt I should post it immediately.
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Horror, words: 243, favs: 1, 2/15/2004
4The Man Who Was Cheese A delightful piece of insanity which was written entirely without forethought. It appears here as I originally composed it.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 667, 2/15/2004
1The Clock Man Cometh A tale about a girl (based on my sister, actually) and an odd conspiracy. I wrote the first draft by hand, meaning I put some thought and effort into this, so it might be good. Note: All characters featured here are in reality real people. Really.
Fiction: Mystery, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 12/15/2003
1Cornbread, And I'll Kill You Too! This is a crazy take on one of my all-time favorite films "The Green Mile". If you liked my other crap, you'll probably like this, too. I realize that it is a little cruel, but that's just how I operate, baby!
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 6/28/2003
1Coup de’état! Hey, look! It's the final installment of my "Coup" series! That's right. The one that doesn't make any sense and didn't require more than one installment. But, once again, crazy swears!
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 843, 6/28/2003
2Coup de grâce! This is actual a prequel to my story "Coup de Main" which made little sense and actually doesn't need a backstory. But there's still plenty of hilarious weird curses in this one!
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 931, 6/28/2003
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