4InSearch ofthe ScentedGingerbreadHouseof Happiness A story I wrote about a proverb that confuscuis said. Basically, an early 19th century pirate goes on a quest for true happiness and ends up consulting some very strange people. It's quite funny, really. Please read it! (Sorry I had to squish the words in
Fiction: Historical, K, English, Humor, words: 116, favs: 2, 4/19/2002
1The All Stars vs. The Coach I made up this play with my neighbors a while ago. It's about a group of dimwitted cheeleaders and their evil coach.
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 461, 9/19/2001
3Field Biology Story A wacky story about Theodore: a guy that works at a zoo and has to rescue a walrus from Africa. This story comes complete with Vikings, a whale, Hans the Mexican, and a sea captain!-but not not Captain Nemo. This time its a guy who acts suspiciously like
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, words: 3k+, 9/10/2001
2A Blanket Story I did this with La Dama del Pollo and some other guy for my short stories class. It's an alternate ending to a story about some little kids parents kicking his grandpa out of the house and giving him only half of a blanket or something like that.
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, words: 233, 9/10/2001
5My Pea-Green Ferrari This is a song that I made up with my friend Brittany (Yes, Julie. That Brittany.). We were playing with a Barbie car and we decided to make up a song about it. Warning: This song is totally wacky.
Poetry: Song, K, English, Humor, words: 153, 9/10/2001
2Mr. Cletus and the Green Bay Packers This is a story that Brittany (yes, Julie, that Brittany) and I thought up a few years ago. It is about a fat couch potato who is obsessed with the Green Bay Packers. It's very stupid and funny.
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, words: 612, 9/10/2001