82 Marina Guerrero and the Terrible, Horrible Date Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.
Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 11k+, favs: 368, follows: 29, 9/1/2009
209 The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 12k+, favs: 795, follows: 57, 10/29/2008
566 To Stay Below The Sea » She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 26, words: 136k+, favs: 565, follows: 160, updated: 7/28/2008 published: 7/22/2007