My Stories 117
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Shave the Thylacine »
There's a new game at the state fair: "Shave the Thylacine." Alas, a drunk crook tries to shave him...and the molester hence ends up getting viciously molested. Now, alas, the poor thylacine is on death row. He could certainly use a heroine, about now...
Fiction: Humor, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 1, 2/2
4Weevil Horror
As Randy stays with a Mediterranean farm family, he's often haunted by nightmares of gas-controlling weevils in gas masks, who mercilessly turn all arable land in their midst into scorched-earth memories... And yet...are all of the terrifying legends really as bad as they seem?
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 1/31
3How Far »
Marissa worries for her love with John. She's convinced that if she starts walking away, and keeps walking, he won't follow her. MC is based on singer Martina McBride.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, updated: 1/22 published: 5/8/2021
4Quartz in the Rough
A great darkness approaches. And a gem-cutting Jew shalt tango with it.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/22
4Karambit in the Dark
In a black-and-white canyonland, a serial killer hunts the Mayor. Many attempt to protect her...including a mysterious everyfellow she doesn't expect.
Fiction: Western, T, English, Supernatural & Mystery, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 1/20
3Yule Snowshoe Hare Hunt
As the Christmas season endures, you spend your leisure in the Northwest boreal forests, where you hunt snowshoe hares. You do this with a kestrel companion named Will-I-Am.
Fiction: Action, T, English, words: 6k+, 1/3
2Yule Partridge Hunt
It's the Yule season. You take up a carbine, and head out across the snow-covered fallow farms, to take down a few partridges. A Weimaraner named Thomason accompanies you.
Fiction: Action, T, English, words: 8k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 12/28/2024
2Yule Whitefish Tournament
As the Yule season endures, you take trips to various waters, and angle for whitefish. It's not a bad way to spend the holidays...if you're a "small-catch" kind of angler.
Fiction: Action, K+, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 12/26/2024
Set 'em Up, Yoef
In antebellum America, a band called the Shaggy Whigs composed a wedding dance song and performed it at the Black Swan's wedding. Over 150 years, the song evolves into the Vern Gosdin honky-tonk classic "Set 'Em Up, Joe."
Poetry: Love, T, English, Parody, words: 1k+, 12/20/2024
1Swan Lake: Wedding Dance of the Black Swan »
The Black Swan of Swan Lake marries. After the wedding, she dances with her new husband. Her dance is ominous...but whether her new husband can tell remains to be seen.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, 12/20/2024
Grunion Run
Rochelle goes through an eccentric phase in life. A bachelor group of male grunions, off San Diego, aid her through it.
Fiction: Young Adult, T, English, Fantasy, words: 2k+, 11/14/2024
Race of the Simple-Mechs »
Six robots, all modeled after one of the six simple machines, will soon race each other across the planet Bosch. Only one, alas, will win...and, in doing so, will win the right to colonize Bosch.
Fiction: Fable, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 1, 11/12/2024
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Transcendence »
An armadillo, Antonio, is lost. As he tries to recall his location, a sentient truck, possessed by a phantom, revels in running over him no less than nine times...and contracts several dents in his bumper while doing so. Strangely, he seems to do the same amount of damage to Antonio's armor...
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, 11/10/2024
1Hitler On Ice »
Hitler is a youth. He's trapped aboard a U-boat, and stuck in a frozen great lake. To keep himself sane, he skates on the ice. As he does so, music plays, Jewish mega-war machines take shots at trying to kill him, and scores are kept by a nearby panel of judges. Essentially, it's everything Mel Brooks couldn't have dreamed of...and then some...
Fiction: Historical, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 11/4/2024 published: 5/5/2024
1Villainess Origins: Beware the Virgas Prega »
There's no human more dangerous than a mother protecting her child...except, of course, when such a woman has been proliferated, and turned into an eternally-pregnant supersoldier. These are the Virgas Prega. And the Virga Prega is "prega!"
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 1, updated: 11/3/2024 published: 11/21/2023
1Enveloped
Strecker gets fired from a job...and promptly becomes victim to a flash flood. Downriver, in an inland delta, there are undines who endure mating season. Strecker has both the fortune and misfortune of becoming embroiled in the affair.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, words: 5k+, 9/5/2024
1Defensive of the Harvestman »
In a barn on a lonely farm, a wizard harvestman is on a defensive. He needs help, though...so he conscripts a local teen witch in a pleated skirt.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, updated: 7/26/2024 published: 7/22/2024
1the Attorney and her Jury-Dodger
As she represents a defendant in court, a critic comes in, and distracts everyone in the courtroom. When the dust settles, there's a new problem: Juror No. 1 has mysteriously flown the coop.
Fiction: Mystery, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 7/23/2024
Duck Hunt in the Southeast »
You've come to hunt ducks...and you're willing to roast and/or drown just to return to the hunting lodge with a bag full of late anatines and occasional ralline (i.e. coot).
Fiction: Action, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, updated: 6/3/2024 published: 2/21/2024
Swan Lake: Off Across the Lake
Bella, a White Swan in a disgraced white gown, has been rejected by the love of her life. After contemplating suicide, she decides instead to run away, with a neighborhood serf boy, Nikita, by her side.
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Supernatural, words: 2k+, updated: 5/22/2024 published: 12/9/2023