My Stories 23
A Letter to the Magistrate Part 2
John Sheppard has taken a journey into the realm of complete bollocks, and he has chosen his enemy. Black people are not his enemies. Polish immigrants are not his enemies, it's the system that makes them compete for pennies, but how do you fight a formless thing?
Fiction: Thriller, T, English, Suspense & Drama, words: 445, 9/3/2020
A Letter to the Magistrate Part 1
A man pushed to the limit by the system he used to work for. He takes the darker road and takes a journey into the realm of complete bollocks.
Fiction: Thriller, T, English, Suspense & Drama, words: 822, 9/3/2020
A Conspiracy Theory
The realm of complete bollocks would like to spin a conspiracy theory of it's own. Read about Sponge Bob's role in the fall of democracy, and the rise of a new dictator standing for the same old crap.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 723, 9/1/2020
Holiday of A Lifetime
The Realm of Complete Bollocks would like to pay homage to the woman's magazine one page short. Sometimes called a quickie, coffee break story, or the 5 minute short. whatever they call it, their formula for writing one page shorts is the standard used by writers all over the world. Read about a bored married woman, who takes a trip into the realm of complete bollocks.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 558, favs: 2, 8/22/2020
Hiding in Your Face
You can't call yourself a writer until you've written a clown story, be it happy, sad or scary there has to be one, and the realm of complete bollocks it is no different. However just like any story in the realm of complete bollocks, you never know what your going to get.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 480, favs: 1, 8/21/2020
He Has the Eyes of A Killer
Convinced his colleague is a killer, but what is he supposed to do, when no one believes him? In the realm of complete bollocks are you the madmen? or is it everybody else? Where the lines are blurred and routinely crossed, it's hard to tell the truth of any situation. You must be taking a journey into the realm of complete bollocks, and good luck to you.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 621, 8/20/2020
Greek God of Self
The Greek god of self got booted out of Mount Olympus by all the other gods, and feels he was under valued when he was among them, here about his inventive ideas, and why he got booted out. A Greek god that could only exist in the realm of complete bollocks.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Spiritual, words: 523, 8/18/2020
Fantasy Life
The archmge Ish Vacorn writes he's musings down, and they are the taboo's of the fantasy world. read about the fearsome barbarians and their hair care tips, and the private lives of dwarfs. This and more only in the realm of complete bollocks.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 849, 8/18/2020
Cuddly Addams Mountain Man
Sometimes a mountain mans life seems like an easier road, but its hard on even the most hardy of folk. However in the realm of complete bollocks its just one more fracture in the road a man must walk, but not alone.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 443, 8/17/2020
Chelmsford Eskimo
Ever wanted to get away from the hustle and bustle of city, and town life? why not move far up north where its cold all the time? where the people think a Brazilian is a south American person. Seeking a more refrigerated life? then come take a journey into the realm of complete bollocks, where even the blinding white snow is dark.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 392, 8/17/2020
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Werewolf
So you've taken time to read the twilight saga and think you understand the curse of the werewolf. Now read about the curse like you've never read about it before. Its time to take a journey into the realm of complete bollocks, and safe travels to you.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 695, 8/16/2020
Bloody Aliens
Aliens are among us! Read this story to find out their true intentions here on earth, and don't eat the mayonnaise. It could only happen in the realm of complete bollocks.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 345, 8/16/2020
1A Journey into the Realm of Complete Bollocks »
A series of one page short stories that are sexually graphic, profane and meant for an adult to enjoy, whilst looking at work relationships, Yeti's, relationships, vampires and their hunters. No topic is sacred in this disgustingly funny realm of complete bollocks. Any minotaur's resembling the author are pure coincidence, and no refunds on bull semen purchases.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Fantasy & Sci-Fi, chapters: 11, words: 5k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/16/2020 published: 7/27/2020
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Ghoul
Those that slip through societies cracks are the most vulnerable, and most likely to take a journey into the realm of complete bollocks. Read as one mans hunger to become part of society, ends in a profitable business.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 474, 8/1/2020
Charming I'm Sure
So you think this writer has scrapped the very last barrel bottom, and there is no depths left to plumb, but in the realm of complete bollocks. The bottom of the barrel is a glass ceiling which must be broken. read prince Charming's tale and see for yourself.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 713, 8/1/2020
Superhero
Never heard of an openly gay superhero? no. that's because other superhero's, and the authorities would prefer if the public never did. read his story as told in the realm of complete bollocks.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 416, 7/31/2020
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My Life With Zombies
Think you've read every survival story about the zombie apocalypse, now read the zombie story the twilight zone could not handle. It could only happen in the realm of complete bollocks. If you have not seen my other stories then please don't start with this one. Strong language, graphic sexual content and it may contain nuts.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 596, favs: 1, 7/31/2020
I Think, Therfore I Am AI
Artificial intelligence is going to take over the world, and nothing can stop it now. it is the future already written, but all because your an artificial intelligence, does not mean your life has to be artificial, or that you don't make mistakes.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 811, 7/30/2020
Future Man
You know the story. A man sent from the future to save humanity, but in the realm of complete bollocks. No story ends the way you think it will.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 330, follows: 1, 7/30/2020
I'm Not Chinese
Fu Stereo Type Man Choo is up to his eyeballs in wives, and swimming in children. How is a guy to do any evil? And like any man in his position, he goes online to rant like a madman.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 674, 7/30/2020