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Joined Oct '01
Was I supposed to write something about myself? Let's see, I live in America, but I've traveled to Japan, Russia and Taiwan. I'm cynical, lacking in moral values and enjoy deviance and debauchery.

Not enough? Fine. My hobbies include reading, martial arts, hiking, and long walks on the beach after a battle when the sand is soaked with the blood of my enemies and the groans of the dying fill the air. I also enjoy baking cakes, pies, brownies, cookies and small children - surprisingly tender and low in calories. I will do a number of very indecent things for chocolate and I worship Monty Python and Blackadder. (If you don't know what either of those are, shame on you! Go out and rent them - NOW!)

I enjoy intelligent conversation and criticism, if you wish to offer either, you are welcome. If you want to bitch about what a mean person I am for not being your personal praise-minion when reviewing a story, go ahead, but don't expect sympathy. I would rather have one review that points out one flaw in my work than 10 praising it. The person who points out the flaw helps me improve. The one who praises makes me feel good, but doesn't help me get any better.

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