Alexei Nonsense prose on love and eternity. Deeper meanings if you want them; rest assured they were not intended.
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, words: 44, 5/1/2002
4On Tidiness A sonnet on the puzzling entity "neatness." Written to escape punishment for a crime I did not commit.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 10, 4/30/2002
20Error Messages Error messages are so depressing. Wouldn't it be nicer if they were, say, written in haiku?
Poetry: Haiku, K, English, Humor, words: 79, favs: 2, 1/18/2002
31Bio-wocky A DNA/cellular biology version of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky." Some credit must go to my textbook. :)
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 160, favs: 12, 11/22/2001
6The Tragedy of Fine Dining This is why bad little boys and girls should avoid restaurants...
Poetry: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 197, 11/21/2001