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2 I Pine, In the Summers Sky "Pine no more," groans the summers sky in a failing attempt to sing itself to sleep and put itself out of this longing it feels, voice old and cracked yet somehow still warm, despite the ages it sat in the sky,
Poetry: Nature, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 512, 7/20/2008
1 To His Puppets Ah, the world, the world, living as old as it is today. Inventing new and fascinating things. Create, little people, create for me. Strive to fill my hungry belly. WARNING: Not for religious readers.
Poetry: Life, T, English, Drama & Supernatural, words: 525, 1/11/2008
Teacher, Teacher I will not be loud like you want me to be. I will not debate, unless you provoke me. I bend not to your will, nor give in to your rambling.
Poetry: School, K, English, words: 266, 1/11/2008
1 Will You Dance With A Reject Like Me? Will you take my hand in your own and dance with a reject like me? Will you step out of your safety spot with the straightlegged broads, the clones, with their dyed, yellow hair and dance with me? I dare you.
Poetry: Love, K, English, Romance, words: 254, 1/11/2008
18Bad Boys Don't Wear Hearring Aids » Mickey's life ain't normal. His dad is in an insane asylum, people call him Mickey Mouse, he was molested by a 'Jingle Bell Man', his mom acts like a preppy teenager, and he's got a gay bully on his back! Oh no! Is now, finally, continuing, sorry
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, updated: 8/8/2007 published: 9/9/2004
Slab of Ham A Crazy's Tale And yet I walk the fool's path in love, for I love a slab of ham.
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Fantasy & Horror, words: 410, favs: 1, 8/8/2007
3 Beneath the Furnace What's that beneath the furnace? if you're extremely religious, don't read.
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Supernatural & Mystery, words: 145, 8/8/2007
1The Man With the Big Iron Hat Take Two "Hello," said the man with the big iron hat, "would you like to die and save a cat" (Kind of dark)
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Horror & Humor, words: 249, 10/8/2006
4Preps Are People Too A girl with neon yellow hair, dyed of course, came sauntering towards the group of preps by the Starbucks, clad in the shortest skirt on the face of the earth. It was so short that her butt was sagging out from under it.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 970, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/17/2006
4In Hell We Are Rated For Violence "Don't worry. You won't die." I gave a cruel chuckle. "Besides…You can't die in Hell. You're already dead."
Fiction: Horror, M, English, Horror & Angst, words: 206, 8/11/2006
2 Cannot Paint You A New Face You tell me to paint you a new face because your face doesn't exist at all.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Drama, words: 251, 12/13/2005
2Nothing Is Happening! "Guess what's happening? Nothing! I'm loosing my mind from boredom and one more moment of this will drive me to absolute insanity." For those who love change.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Humor, words: 356, 11/30/2005
1Your Warmth The imprints of your arms will stay on this dress forever.
Poetry: Love, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 266, 10/9/2005
1Dude, He's Dead There was a dead guy lying on the spagetti junction. Three rather stupid teenagers find him and get accused of killing him. Very funny and random. Please read!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 615, 9/25/2005
3I've Been Falling I've been falling for a very long time. My wings set aside as I plunged to the ground. No matter the weather I'll be happy to have a complicated life.
Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 184, 9/20/2005
4I Wanna Go To Group Therapy I dunno if the genres right...This is a poem about how everybody needs therapy. Yes, even you. Please Read and review! Much appreciated!
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Humor, words: 443, favs: 1, 8/3/2005
3The Glue Attached To My Shoe The bunch of glue attached to my shoe smiles back at you. (This is totally random but really funny. Please enjoy the complete and utter madness.)
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 367, 7/21/2005
3The Java Nut House Erm, it's hard to describe. Please R/R. It's funny!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, 4/18/2005
3Two Impossibly Old Men Went Fishing One Day Two impossibly old men went fishing one day, only to have their boat eaten by the great 'Sea Cabbage' and to be saved by a 'pirate' who likes eighties music. They go on a great adventure to retrieve their hearing aids. Please R/R. Better then it sounds.
Fiction: Action, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 680, favs: 1, 4/18/2005
1 Forgive Me Monster Please forgive me monster, I still adore you. It's just that there are so many new horrors out there that I forgot the classical horrors. Now I've got movies and other things. I'm growing up...But I won't forget you. Better then it sounds
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Supernatural & Horror, words: 426, 3/6/2005
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