4 Ode to a Rutabega » an epic poem, of indefinite length, which neither makes a lick of sense, nor mentions the work rutabega
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 2k+, favs: 1, updated: 8/29/2019 published: 5/21/2004
1 Me and the sixth grade A young man recounts one year in his life, one of the better years.
Fiction: Young Adult, K+, English, words: 7k+, 6/4/2019
1Coming Home » After hitting the lottery, Jeremy buys the house his grandparents once owned, a house that holds many memories for him. On the day he moves in, he learns the girl who became one of his first friends lives next door, and is currently unmarried. After re-establishing their friendship after over 30 years, they both realize they were meant to be more than friends...
Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 15k+, updated: 11/15/2017 published: 9/21/2017
Jack in the Box A parody of the song "D-ck in a Box", from Saturday Night Live, a salute to one of my favorite fast food places.
Poetry: Song, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 365, 1/17/2007
1 Breakfast A parody of the Corrs' song Breathless that has been kicking around in my head for a couple of years, only now to be committed to print, so to speak!
Poetry: Song, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 238, 8/8/2004