Hindsight Just another random thought turned into poetry.
Poetry: General, T, English, Poetry, words: 107, 11/19/2002
Finite Circular Reasoning This is a piece i read at a poetry slam recently and it helped me win. Its about trying to get to sleep with too much on your mind
Poetry: General, K+, English, Poetry, words: 307, 11/19/2002
2Satires on Suicidal Tendancies I, II, III These are the revised and still controversial suicide mocking poems. If you haven't read them you ought to so you what everyoneelse is upset about.
Poetry: General, M, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 655, favs: 1, 11/19/2002
1Only A Man Every guy will love this, an almost every girl will hate this. All i can say in my defense of this poem, is that this is one of the only woman-bashing poems out there compared to thie millions of men bashers...so take this lightly.
Poetry: General, M, English, Poetry, words: 216, 11/19/2002
1Fingers and Toes Counting the things in life on fingersand toes
Poetry: General, K, English, Poetry, words: 255, favs: 2, 11/13/2002
1Our Strings How to pluck a girl's strings...
Poetry: General, K, English, Poetry, words: 272, 11/13/2002
Forget Me Not... A re-written version of the original, and unfortunately true story about a lady ripping out my heart...great for the kids. I thought I'd revise it a bit since i hadn't looked at it in a half year. I really like this story, and i hope you will too. R&R pl
Fiction: General, K, English, Drama, words: 55, 3/7/2002
1Under a rock I love my Lori...she is the most important friend i have made in a long time. I wrote this for when i said goodbye to her, and to explain to her that i had finally found contentment, and that it wasn't under a rock.
Poetry: General, K, English, Poetry, words: 171, 2/25/2002
3The reason for an awkward moment I started my classes of my second college semester, and the girl that broke up with me, just after i flew her across the country to visit me, was sitting next to me in my first class. So i wrote this poem immediately afterward.
Poetry: General, K, English, Poetry, words: 87, favs: 1, 2/24/2002
3Scotch tape boy Girls suck! I was having a relationship conversation with a girl i met in Arizona and she told me that all the women in my life had treated me like a Scotch Tape Boy. Great Poetry Fodder.
Poetry: General, K, English, Poetry, words: 152, favs: 1, 2/24/2002
2A cliche cupcake with classic frosting If you enjoy Robert Frost's poem, "the road less traveled" then you might appreciate this. This is a revisitation of the theme in Frost's poem, with good rythm.
Poetry: General, K, English, Poetry, words: 44, 2/24/2002
4The Smoker's Lament IF YOU ARE A SMOKER YOU MUST READ THIS POEM! I wrote this because all of my friends are being dumb about my new habit. Enjoy!
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 144, favs: 1, 2/24/2002
9A satire on suicidal tendencies III The final chapter in a unsuccessful suicidal boy...the end is a surprise
Poetry: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 134, 2/24/2002
2A satire on suicidal tendencies II The second installment of my meal associated failing suicide attempts. DISCLAIMER: I love my life, and i'm not suicidal.
Poetry: General, T, English, Humor, words: 69, 2/24/2002
11A satire on suicidal tendencies I I think we are all too accepting of poetry that promotes suicide as a possible as sometimes reasonable solution. This se t of three poems will hopefully enlighten the reader and make them realize that suicide is not only dumb, but funny. DISCLAIMER: I ha
Poetry: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 168, 2/24/2002