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1September 11, 2004
Poetry Journal peice. about running i suppose...Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 129, 9/11/2004
5How to Write a Hit Emo Song For Miserable Souls
INSTANT EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN HIT-MAKER: For all you Miserable emo kids out there with nothing to do and nowhere to go! (in address to the growing trend of shag hair)Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 863, favs: 5, 9/4/2004
1September 4, 2004
Part of my poetry journalPoetry: Life, K, English, Romance & Poetry, words: 117, 9/4/2004
September 1, 2004
I keep a poetry journal so this is part of it.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Poetry, words: 37, 9/4/2004
20A Dream fit for a Queen »
These are my real dreams. They are extremely varied. From attempting to buy a chicken sandwhich to losing my virginity these will make you laugh or make you cringe. Please, read and reveiw.Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Humor, chapters: 28, words: 10k+, favs: 2, updated: 9/4/2004 published: 12/27/2002
3The Varying Levels of Grossness
Have you ever wondered HOW gross something is? Well... this is my informal, unuseful system of identifying just HOW gross something is.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Parody, words: 602, 7/29/2003
10How to Write a Hit Punk Rock Song
Are you a rebel just waiting to be discovered? Do you enjoy pissing people off? Do you like to follow the masses and pretend that you are original? You're ready for my Insta-Punk Tutorial! Let's get started!Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Angst, words: 664, favs: 5, 7/29/2003
5How to Write a Hit Country Song
Number three of my many sucessful How-To instructional tutorials of how to be a hit superstar. if techno is too boring, metal is too loud, country may just be for you! Read up!Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Suspense, words: 504, favs: 1, 7/29/2003
4How to Write a Hit Metal Song
An Easy step by step tutorial! Satisfaction Garunteed! (This is something i wrote, showed my dad, and then later showed all his friends. Now they've taken the liberty to turn it into an Email FWD being passed around their newsgroup. How sad. Enjoy)Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Horror, words: 819, favs: 1, 7/28/2003
2Yellowstone Fashion Police and Darwin Awards
I went to Yellowstone, and the Grand Tetons... There are a LOT of stupid people in the world.. they make stupid desicions... Read this and find out just HOW stupid people really can be. ugh. stupidity. *shakes head*Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 7/27/2003
7How to Write a Hit Techno Song
The title says it all! get your lessons here! Follow my few simple steps, and become a star! IT REALLY WORKS! TRUST ME!Fiction: Humor, K, English, Parody & Spiritual, words: 526, 7/12/2003