1September 11, 2004 Poetry Journal peice. about running i suppose...
Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 129, 9/11/2004
5How to Write a Hit Emo Song For Miserable Souls INSTANT EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN HIT-MAKER: For all you Miserable emo kids out there with nothing to do and nowhere to go! (in address to the growing trend of shag hair)
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Angst, words: 863, favs: 5, 9/4/2004
1September 4, 2004 Part of my poetry journal
Poetry: Life, K, English, Romance & Poetry, words: 117, 9/4/2004
September 1, 2004 I keep a poetry journal so this is part of it.
Poetry: Life, K, English, Poetry, words: 37, 9/4/2004
20A Dream fit for a Queen » These are my real dreams. They are extremely varied. From attempting to buy a chicken sandwhich to losing my virginity these will make you laugh or make you cringe. Please, read and reveiw.
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Humor, chapters: 28, words: 10k+, favs: 2, updated: 9/4/2004 published: 12/27/2002
3The Varying Levels of Grossness Have you ever wondered HOW gross something is? Well... this is my informal, unuseful system of identifying just HOW gross something is.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Parody, words: 602, 7/29/2003
10How to Write a Hit Punk Rock Song Are you a rebel just waiting to be discovered? Do you enjoy pissing people off? Do you like to follow the masses and pretend that you are original? You're ready for my Insta-Punk Tutorial! Let's get started!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Angst, words: 664, favs: 5, 7/29/2003
5How to Write a Hit Country Song Number three of my many sucessful How-To instructional tutorials of how to be a hit superstar. if techno is too boring, metal is too loud, country may just be for you! Read up!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Suspense, words: 504, favs: 1, 7/29/2003
4How to Write a Hit Metal Song An Easy step by step tutorial! Satisfaction Garunteed! (This is something i wrote, showed my dad, and then later showed all his friends. Now they've taken the liberty to turn it into an Email FWD being passed around their newsgroup. How sad. Enjoy)
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Horror, words: 819, favs: 1, 7/28/2003
2Yellowstone Fashion Police and Darwin Awards I went to Yellowstone, and the Grand Tetons... There are a LOT of stupid people in the world.. they make stupid desicions... Read this and find out just HOW stupid people really can be. ugh. stupidity. *shakes head*
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 7/27/2003
7How to Write a Hit Techno Song The title says it all! get your lessons here! Follow my few simple steps, and become a star! IT REALLY WORKS! TRUST ME!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Parody & Spiritual, words: 526, 7/12/2003