6The Traveling Salesman » "Who's there?" Walter asked. "Did you just speak to me, Goat?" The salesman stooped low (but not as low as some might have had to stoop) to make eye contact with the small creature. It stared back at him with intelligent yellow eyes. "Yes, I did,"
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 10k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 10/27/2007 published: 8/23/2006
2Phoenix Tears Upon a time there was a man / Who met a golden bird...
Poetry: Life, K+, English, Drama & Horror, words: 282, 5/23/2005
1The Murder Darkness contrasted to light, man contrasted to woman... A relationship that went completely wrong... told from 2 perspectives, murderer and victim. Can anyone see the structure and make sense of this poem?
Poetry: Love, T, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 188, 4/10/2005
1One Summer Day The great Andrea Blanche; robber, deceiver, swindler and full-time jail-breaker, never passing up the chance to frustrate the powerful Lucas Yukon of the Oregon Country.
Fiction: Western, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 2k+, 10/24/2004
4DeBastia Let's start with a blank slate, shall we? Picture a place completely white with nothing in it. A three dimensional piece of paper that stretches on forever. No ground, no sky, no scenery, nothing. It's boring. Which is why I'm going to add a hill
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Fantasy & Adventure, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 9/5/2004
Calling » A boy, stabbed to death, is brought back as a ghost to protect the appirition of a young child against Callers; a cult of sinister psychics who can manipulate spirits any way they please...
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Drama & Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, 7/9/2004
5In the Mind of a Man Written by a female to prove that yes; girls DO know what's going on in your heads, boys. Here's a short story delving into the brain of one average male.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 2/27/2004
12Rap and Poetry: Two Totally Unrelated Genres Self-explanatory. A rant on the differences of rap and poetry; inspired by one day in English class.
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, Humor, words: 647, favs: 1, follows: 1, 2/16/2004
21Funky Haikus, Man » These are very random. Let me tell you, there is a LOT you can do with the limited syllables. Here are some examples... :D
Poetry: Haiku, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 336, favs: 1, updated: 3/17/2003 published: 3/15/2003
6The Truck Driver Paroday of "A Tell Tale Heart", but instead, it's a truck driver and a telephone that's driving him mad... Pretty funny! :D
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/12/2003
12What Game? Entirely written in questions. :)
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 303, favs: 1, 2/20/2003
33Laughing Place » Come upon a children's hideaway. They are happy. They are safe. *formerly called The Fun House*
Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 3, updated: 2/4/2003 published: 12/14/2002
7The Security Guard A first person insiders look on the brain of a mall security guard... with a twist at the end! ENJOY! :) :) :)
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 600, 1/21/2003
1The Case of the Missing House Wife Neale Berkley, an usuccessful writer, and James Lance Zimmer, a multi-millionair, team up to crack the case of a missing lady who just happens to be... James's wife! The butler didn't do it, eheheh. ENJOY! :D *No guarantee to constant uploads ha ha ha*
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 1k+, 12/26/2002
10MoRaLs » Morals about random things. What's there to ponder? More morals to come!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 412, 12/24/2002
2Finding Fritz » Tylen and Cember embark on a quest to find their lost friend !Fritz! who has been kidnapped by a threateningly evil mastermind... No animals were hurt during the production of this story.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, 12/22/2002
9Friday the Thirteenth Funny take on what happens on Friday the 13th... if ya wanna know, I wrote this the DAY BEFORE Friday the 13th. None of these events ever took place. :D
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 124, favs: 2, 12/12/2002
9Limericks! » These are a few side-splitting (ha ha ha) limericks I made up one day at the spur of the moment! Hope you all enjoy! (SECOND HELPING IS UP!)
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 340, favs: 1, updated: 11/27/2002 published: 11/21/2002
11The Truth About CocaCola The Coca-Cola company is really trying to dominate the planet by making innocent people brainwashed minions for their evil plot! Read this, and help save America!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 892, favs: 1, 11/2/2002
5Interview With a Grandma Codi and ZC (my sister and I) wrote this as sort of a joke... Interview with a grandma - where a 70 year old grandma is interviewed... yeah. ENJOY! :)
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 929, favs: 1, 11/2/2002
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