Author: Whizzothecrunchyfrog

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My Stories 25

3 Sonnet Battle What you get when you mix the Bard with a little Iron Chef. Special guest appearance by Scarface!

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 3/24/2006

2 The Six O'Clock News The ultimate human interest story. Action, excitement, romance and provolone cheese. What more could you want? (sketch)

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 308, 3/24/2006

2 Killy the Serial Killer This is what happens when film merchandising finally goes too far (semi-sketch)

Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 486, 3/24/2006

3 Welcome to Chicken Lord One customer gets more than he bargained for at a fast food restaurant (sketch)

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 416, 3/24/2006

Antiques Roadshow Sketch A skit sending up the Antiques Roadshow on PBS. An appraiser discovers some odd antiques, and some even stranger owners.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 660, 3/24/2006

Fevered Dreams and Desert Mirages A one-shot about a guy trapped in the desert. Humor comes to those who wait.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Drama & Humor, words: 992, 3/23/2006

9 The Sky is Changing » Laws of physics are broken, rumors are circulated, and the sky turns a surprisingly pleasant shade of Navy Blue. Just barely makes sense. The final chapter has been posted! Read, review and enjoy!

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, updated: 8/21/2005 published: 12/20/2003

4 One Viking and a Baby » A Round Robin with Nuckpang. An unfortunate viking goes out pillaging with his colleagues and ends up getting more than he bargained for. Chapter 3 (Whizzo's) is up! R&R please!

Fiction: Humor, K, English, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, updated: 5/14/2005 published: 7/17/2003

1 The Bungee Jumper » Inspired by "The Spoon River Anthology". It's about a bungee jumper.

Poetry: Life, K+, English, Humor & Tragedy, chapters: 2, words: 282, 4/19/2005

1 Liam Almost goes to Hell A short story I wrote for my creative writing class. I know this story is missing something, I'm just not sure what. Please review and tell me what you think I can do to make this better.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 2k+, 1/4/2005

4 The Adventures of Mallardman » Kinda like Spiderman, only with a duck instead of a spider.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 12/26/2004 published: 12/23/2003

2 The Tale of the Disgruntled Assistant » Alexander Morley is the assistant to a lumbering idiot of a detective. This will be a darkly humorous story of murder, love and self-justice, as soon as I get a little farther along.

Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 7/16/2004 published: 5/24/2004

2 The Adventures of Albert the Acorn Squash A brave little squash is taken from his family, and fights for freedom from Farmer Johnson.

Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 425, 3/2/2004

Confessions of a Slayer's Daughter The story of a young vampire slayer and her devotion to her father. Rated PG-13 for later violence.

Fiction: Horror, T, English, Horror & Drama, words: 1k+, 2/17/2004

2 Novelized I'm trying to think of an end to this one, but here it is anyway. A tale of horror and tragedy in a bookstore.

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, words: 943, 1/24/2004

3 Defender of Justice Even superheroes need secretaries

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, 12/27/2003

14 The Light: a Fictional History of Thought » A so far very short story on the history of intelligent thought. Meant to be in the style of the late, great Douglas Adams. PG for drug usage. Chapter three now up!

Fiction: Historical, K+, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 1, updated: 12/10/2003 published: 7/17/2003

3 The Fairy's Ring » Johanna Rossyew's sister is snatched away by fairies, and it's up to her to save her family from utter ruin. Chapter 2 up for reading!

Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, updated: 9/13/2003 published: 8/16/2003

2 Juliana: A Humorous Adventure » Juliana has lost everything. Her town is war-torn, and her mother and sister have left her. So, she decides to search for her father, and save her home from complete anhilation. Chapter 8 up!

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 12k+, updated: 8/16/2003 published: 9/7/2002

7 Freshies » Written by me and my friend while thinking of things to do. A story in the works about the trials and tribulations of Freshman year at High School. Characters are based upon people who we know. Chapter Three is now up!

Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 6/16/2003 published: 8/12/2002

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