8The RunOn Conundrum An experimental piece of writing, where the entire story is just one huge run-on sentence. Good luck trying to read this block of horror.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, words: 871, favs: 1, 7/10/2003
5I'm Trying To Start My Own Conspiracy This world is mine to control! All I need is a conspiracy to make it bend to my will. This is harder than it sounds. Read this story! THIS I COMMAND!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/18/2002
6This Funny Story My Aunt Told Me Once This is a story my aunt told me last Thanksgiving. It involves a man, a dog... AND A HUMAN EAR!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, words: 828, favs: 1, 12/18/2002
23CODE NC17 AT THE MALL This is a story written in response to the banning of NC-17 stories. If you have been affected by this ban, I implore you to read this. If not, then read anyway, you jerk.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Angst & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 9/14/2002
3God, I hate my job I implore you to listen to my plight! My plight is one of great misery and of burning flesh! It's a pain and a misery that we can all relate to, and perhaps one you can learn from... My Terrible Job.
Fiction: General, M, English, Humor & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 3/18/2002
10I'm a bouncer This is the story of a bouncer. A bouncer who, through no fault of his own, has a strange addiction. One night, this addiction attacks him with a humorously short fury. Rated R for language and an insenstive nature towards the plight of midgets.
Fiction: General, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 11/18/2001