Hello. My name is Jackie. Please click the link above for some character blends that I made for my story "Friends Like Enemies". Oh, and please review it, too. I'd appreciate that. Yep. Maybe you can read "Futurama" as well. And, uh...all my stories, basically. Except "Run Away" and "The Freaky Alphabet Song". Those suck.

Okay, okay, enough of the shameless self-promotion. I'm currentlya teenagerand reside in the Northeast United States. I enjoy watching my friends getting hit with sticks by seven-year-old girls (it amuses me to no end...heehee) and, duh, writing. I also enjoy making blends, making music videos, and bossing people around. I'm short, and it used to bother me (a lot), but now I've decided that I don't really give a shit. My favorite bands of the moment are Bloc Party, Keane, OK Go, The Raveonettes, The Rasmus, Stop Calling Me Frank (my friend's band), and Jet. And The Donnas, too. I also like The Ramones. And this list could go on forever.

Check out my story archive (which also includes fanfiction and poems that are not on here), http://!

NEWS!!!!!!!!!

Due to the fact I have recently discovered that if you put something on a large site like this no one will want to publish it since it's "already been published" (I know, what a bunch of bullshit), I will not be posting anymore stories on here, and in fact might take some down if somebody wants to publish one of them. Instead, I direct you towards my archive, link above, for updates.