I'm your average anything but average 16 year old livin in New Zealand (Australia sucks).
I love to write, draw, collect swords, play soccer and learn martial arts.
Not that you probably care.
Anyway, here are some funny and not so funny quote things I've gathered from anywhere and everywhere:
Simple fact: the intelligence of a group is inversely proportionate to its size
the more you learn the less you know
honest people are often times better liars
keeping your chin up usually measn exposing your neck
what good is a cage if you don't rattle it?
the difference between a friend and an enemy is what happens after something is 'borrowed'
there is strength in numbers but also stupidity
it's better to die arrogant than ignorant
everyone needs to talk to themselves once in awhile, for most its the best conversation that they'll ever get
death could be the end of all existance, or it could be the beginning. either way I'm in no hurry to find out.
you have a mechanical mind...too bad some of the screws are loose
lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself
all the strength you need is within you. Don't wait for the light to appear at the end of the tunnel. Stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.
life is too hard to be softened by tears
maybe this planet is another planets hell -Aldous Huxley
'I want my ashes to be put inside a tastefully inscribed earn, which would then be blessed at a somber religous ceremony, placed inside a mortar and fired from close range at the headquarters of the internal revenue service. ("AUDIT THIS" would be the tasteful earn inscription) -Dave Barry
although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight protestants, today its open to anyone who owns hideous clothing -Dave Barry
What happens if a big asteroid hits earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
Well, thats all I can be stuffed typing right now, but if you want me to post more review sum of my stuff and say you want me to post more funny quote things. If enough people want me to I'll post a 'story' with the rest of the ones I've got in it.
No, this is not a cheap way of getting reviews, you can e-mail me if you'd rather, but reviews are always appreciated :)