My Stories 16
94Fifty Two Dragons »
Fifty two dragons, fifty two weeks, fifty two words each. Why? Because I can. - 17 years later going to finally finish this. I never said they'd be consecutive weeks. Chapters now in reverse order of when they were written, most recent being first. **Complete**
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 52, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 15, updated: 7/17/2024 published: 9/21/2007
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Dirty Cat
A poem about a cat who's a prolific hunter
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 75, 6/14/2024
7Morning Poetry »
Poems written as practice/warm ups.
Poetry: General, K, English, chapters: 10, words: 163, updated: 6/14/2024 published: 5/28/2024
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God's Umbrella
The umbrella came out of nowhere and the rain's about to fall.
Fiction: Spiritual, K, English, words: 805, 3/18/2008
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My Roommate the Penguin
A poem about my penguin roommate.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 80, favs: 2, 3/11/2008
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Heart Transplant
My heart was put up for adoption. Short story written from an interesting prompt.
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 265, favs: 1, 3/2/2008
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The Wedginator
It's about a water slide
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 145, 9/24/2005
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Lattes and Biscotti
A pupil goes to his master with a questions on his mind but finds his master's answer very strange. Short Story.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Spiritual, words: 356, favs: 1, 7/9/2005
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Just Another Tuesday
Arthur P. Wensley is looking for your typical magical item in your typical dragonguarded cave when he finds himself thrust head first into a fairy tale that can't end well for him.
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 3/11/2005
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How to Catch a Warble Snoogle
Process and definition paper for English. Title explains it all.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 495, 3/1/2005
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The Emerald Banana »
Tis the story of the Emerald Banana, it's guardian, a sinister sorcerer, the Captain of the Guard, and Nameless Guard 1
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 12/9/2004 published: 9/4/2004
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Guide to Writing Reviews
Do you have problems writing reviews? Do the words just not come to you? Well, with my Guide to Writing Reviews in just three easy steps you can be writing great reviews that make you sound smart. Disclaimer: I am not an expert
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 633, favs: 11, follows: 1, 8/19/2004
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The Little People
I am Swin, peasant girl. Doesn't that sound exciting. Well, even if I am a peasant girl, I have done great things. Helped someone overthrow our evil king once. But, of course, nobody knows. Once he reached he top he forgot all about the little people
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Fantasy & Fantasy, words: 2k+, 8/14/2004
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Dragon Slaying 101
My own personal account of when I slayed a dragon. I assure you it's all true. an entertainment speech for speech class. reviews would be very much appreciated.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Fantasy & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/21/2004