In the words of a classified ad I was reading in search of a car, I am:
...Fully loaded, plus extras; custom rims, moonroof and roofracks. Warranty.
Email me random things. I love random things. Just click on the address.
-Listen to others, even to the dull and ignorant; for you too may be a Manager some day.
-If you compare your processor with others, you'll get bitter and twisted, as there's always a faster processor on the market. (For you to steal from the Boss's machine when he buys it)
-Nurture strength of spirit to shield you when the excrement and cooling device meet. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. That's the Boss's job.
-Many fears are born of stupidity and ignorance, which you should be feeding with rumour and generalization.
-Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself, but not too gentle when browsing porn. You know what I mean.
-You are a child of the Internet; no less an ICQer than others you have a RIGHT to your opinion, Even if it is crap.
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