Godforsaken PM
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Musings
Also known as "stalkery poem number one." Inspiration comes from people I don't know too well, and who don't know me.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 264, 2/4/2006
The Tale of the Julius Caesar
An Epic Poem (sort of) about a pirate ship and its nighttime amphibious raid that unleashed a curse, sort of. PG for pirate activity and bad rhymes.
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Adventure & Supernatural, words: 699, 8/27/2005
1Strapunzel
An anacronistic conglomeration of subcultural mumbo-jumbo. The story of Rapunzel gets a hippiegoth treatment. Some familiarity with subcultures included might be helpful. R/R.Fiction: Fable, T, English, Parody & Fantasy, words: 2k+, 8/23/2005
The Phantom and the Folklorist
Joanna's built a career on studying the paranormal, and enjoys it. But the ghost that shows up in her bedroom is just annoying. Rating for language and drug use (opium).
Fiction: Supernatural, T, English, Drama, words: 3k+, 2/11/2005
1The Story of Matchstick
A sort of Cinderella story, involving a boy named Matchstick and his Fairy Gothmother. Because yours truly has read too many fairy tales, and too many fairy tale parodies, and too much random stuff involving Goths.Fiction: Fable, K+, English, Parody & Fantasy, words: 1k+, 9/2/2004
Running with the Devil
Converted diary entry. Metaphor-heavy. About how life in suburbia is exceedingly boring, and the friend/figment of my imagination that keeps me from accepting it.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Supernatural & Spiritual, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 2/28/2004
1The Battle For Corranisia »
A Very Typical Fantasy Story, involving an insurance agent from this world, many bad parodic jokes, and some extremely bad fashion.Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 1, 8/21/2003
5The Secret of Happiness
A seventh grade English assignment.Fiction: General, K, English, words: 1k+, 1/5/2001