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7Henry the Wanderer, Or Something
Henry is on a quest to find the Hand of Fate. It's hard. Really hard. So hard the gods are beginning to think Henry'll need all the help he can get... May become a collection of short stories. Review copiously, my readership!Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 7/7/2004
2Dream No 7
Third of a collection of short stories. A man has a dream that starts with a vacation to New Orleans, which then ends in tragedy. Things get weirder thereafter. Please review.Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Spiritual & Mystery, words: 1k+, updated: 6/7/2004 published: 6/6/2004
9Five Men in the Desert »
WARNING: Contains metaphorical religious content! Prepare to be offended, irritated or just gloat that someone's on your side. Please read the second chapter before reviewing.Fiction: Fable, K, English, Spiritual, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, updated: 5/10/2004 published: 5/7/2004
48Sain »
Michael Sain needs to get a life, and if it has to take a woman in a white dress, a wizened dinosaur with a cigar and a strange cult to get it for him, so be it... PLEASE REVIEW! Ch. 20 UPFiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Drama & Supernatural, chapters: 20, words: 20k+, favs: 5, updated: 5/8/2004 published: 5/27/2003
43The Really Bad Angst Collection! »
Blood! Death! The horror of mortality! Why my life sucks! ...and all the other really funny stuff. It's self-expression gone hideously wrong. Please review so I will not be sad.Poetry: Humor, K+, English, Parody & Angst, chapters: 9, words: 1k+, favs: 4, updated: 5/8/2004 published: 2/6/2004
2No More Coincidences
This short story begins with a dark and stormy night, ends with firey death, and probably goes back to being dark and stormy. Somewhere in the middle is a plot of some sort. Please review!Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 1k+, 4/12/2004
5Special Delivery
A short story about a man, his wife, their saturnine son and a supernatural pizza delivery boy. Proving once again that people get what they deserve. Please review!Fiction: Horror, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 4/11/2004
7Happy Birthday to Me
I turned 16 on March 19, 2004. This poem is about my birthday-tastic adventures, and also indicates I'm still alive. Rated PG for references to femurs. Please review, even if your head implodes.Poetry: General, K+, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 231, 3/22/2004
17drunk off a glass of water: A Collection »
Chapter order puts newest poems first. Newest additions: god from the answering machine (a lyrical message from you-know-who). Please review.Poetry: Religion, K, English, Spiritual, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 2, updated: 2/29/2004 published: 7/16/2003
3With Papers In Order
Ah, the twisted jungle of the beaucracy. Sign this, file that... If you have the time, I highly reccomend the Terry Gilliam film 'Brazil'. But before you do, please review.Poetry: Work, K, English, Parody, words: 325, 2/12/2004
10This Lethal Combination
To put it eloquently, this is why verbal communication sucks. A light blend of satirical bite and nonsense. Review and thou shalt not regret it!Poetry: Humor, K, English, Parody, words: 223, favs: 1, 2/3/2004
225The Fantasy Chronicles! »
In a world containing excessive amounts of capital letters, The Dark Coming has arrived quite unexpectedly. Now the kingdom's only hope are the Five Legendary Mystical Items, A Prophecy and The Chosen One. Sound familiar? Please review! CH. 16 UP!Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 16, words: 24k+, favs: 48, updated: 1/8/2004 published: 6/9/2003
10Never Say Forever
Never say you love them. Never say you'll be there. Never say they'll make it. Never say forever. Please review.Poetry: Life, K, English, Angst & Spiritual, words: 259, favs: 2, 12/11/2003
7The Janitor
A short moment of awe at a prestigious awards ceremony for the highly accomplished. Please review.Poetry: Life, K, English, Spiritual, words: 320, favs: 1, 12/6/2003
18The Sandman's Curse »
A man is bestowed both immortality and eternal insomnia at the same time. Imagine infinity without sleep. Imagine existence lying awake forever. Life is one neverending night, and he just wants to go to bed... Please review.Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Drama & Horror, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 2, updated: 11/6/2003 published: 7/2/2003
12My Personal Apocalypse
What would you do with the End of the World? This poem won me a school contest and 10. Yummy. Please review!Poetry: Fantasy, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 384, favs: 6, 11/6/2003
7The Survivor
"If I woke up tomorrow and the world had ended..." The strange tale of what one boy would do in the face of the Apocalypse. Please review.Poetry: General, K+, English, Horror & Humor, words: 361, 8/25/2003
16It's a Crime to be Normal
Written in defence of the so-called 'typical' popular kids whom everyone seems to loathe so much. Peel away the plastic and you'll find something completely different. My bittersweet views on 'weirdness'. Please review.Poetry: School, K, English, Drama & Parody, words: 971, favs: 4, 8/15/2003
4Beneath the Window
The morbid account of a death at midnight and the person responsible. I only put it in General because the other categories of the Poetry section are inadequate for the content of this piece. Please review!Poetry: General, K+, English, Romance & Horror, words: 387, favs: 1, 7/25/2003
16The Last Party
The song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" gets a rather morbid make-over. Not a story, but not really poetry either... Please review.Fiction: Supernatural, K+, English, Parody & Poetry, words: 242, 7/19/2003
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