Stinking Hot There are strange things done in the summer sun by the people who wait for the bus... And even stranger are the things they don't do. A true and scary story told through dialogue.

3 Not Quite Moses The day I got eaten by a snake. Er... snapped at? Come into contact with? All right, all right, it was completely harmless. But still, I thought it made a good story.

1The Definition of Love Love is like a summer's day, some like to say. But what is Love really? Can Love be whatever we want it to be? A humorous poem regarding the defitinition of a well known subject.

1Sun Roars By So, I had a dream about the apocolypse... Decided to write a song about it.

3The Adventure That Didn't Happen What happens when the hero decides to stay home instead? A small, fantasy spoof. Complete.

8Assassin's List » Being evil for the sake of good will always lead you down interesting roads, carrying some interesting weapons, and killing some interesting people. It will also have you hiding in your fair share of closets, and talking to your fair share of cats...

3The Thoroughly Anonymous Project An old, widowed woman receives a series of odd telephone calls that create more mysteries than they bother to reveal. Contains odd humor and slight hysterics. Much more to follow. Enjoy.

7When Mirrors Go Bad A spoof of Snow White.

2The Downside to Footwear A poem about the unfortunate occurence of mismatching shoes. (Most definately a topic not for the faint of heart...)

11The Edge of the Earth » When God created the Earth, he didn't quite get it right on his first try... Take a journey into the first (and failed) attempt at Earth, where sorcery, spells, magical glowy things, and insane gravitational concepts run amuck!