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3The Sock Stealer » A young monster struggles with being assigned the not-so-terrifying and humiliating task of stealing socks from the drier. Jealous of the other monster's much scarier assignments, he embarks on an urban adventure through the mundane and fantastic.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, updated: 11/25/2008 published: 11/20/2008
Stinking Hot There are strange things done in the summer sun by the people who wait for the bus... And even stranger are the things they don't do. A true and scary story told through dialogue.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Tragedy & Humor, words: 472, 4/16/2007
1 Squeamish After a bloody accident in the woodshop involving his worst enemy, Leanard's life is pretty much over. But, like they say, you gotta have friends. Slight insanity with a hint of cracktasticka. If you like quirkiness, give this a try.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 1k+, 4/16/2007
3 Not Quite Moses The day I got eaten by a snake. Er... snapped at? Come into contact with? All right, all right, it was completely harmless. But still, I thought it made a good story.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor, words: 513, favs: 1, 4/16/2007
2The Spatula War » Conspiracies, spatulas, and a hunt for the truth. A series of letters chronicling a murky underground war.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Suspense & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, updated: 9/20/2006 published: 9/16/2006
1The Definition of Love Love is like a summer's day, some like to say. But what is Love really? Can Love be whatever we want it to be? A humorous poem regarding the defitinition of a well known subject.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 157, favs: 1, 9/13/2006
1I Killed the King » Because sometimes a little assassination is what's called for...
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, updated: 9/13/2006 published: 9/10/2006
1Sun Roars By So, I had a dream about the apocolypse... Decided to write a song about it.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 166, 9/12/2006
7Monstrosities » What Monsters do when they've been kicked out of the closet.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 2, updated: 7/26/2006 published: 7/9/2006
3The Adventure That Didn't Happen What happens when the hero decides to stay home instead? A small, fantasy spoof. Complete.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 7/23/2006
1Half a Cup of Hot Sauce A story of revenge. Sweet, sweet (and spicy) revenge... evil laugh.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 81, 5/15/2006
8Assassin's List » Being evil for the sake of good will always lead you down interesting roads, carrying some interesting weapons, and killing some interesting people. It will also have you hiding in your fair share of closets, and talking to your fair share of cats...
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 5/2/2006 published: 2/4/2006
3An Extremely Serious Poem Titles are misleading. This is a brief explanation of why I don't bother with trying to write any poetry beyond humor.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 116, 9/7/2005
3The Thoroughly Anonymous Project An old, widowed woman receives a series of odd telephone calls that create more mysteries than they bother to reveal. Contains odd humor and slight hysterics. Much more to follow. Enjoy.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 9/3/2005
15Sir Ticklish » Sir Ticklish was clearly not cut out for rescuing damsels in distress. Too bad this author makes him do it anyway...
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, updated: 3/1/2005 published: 2/20/2005
7When Mirrors Go Bad A spoof of Snow White.
Poetry: Fantasy, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 226, favs: 1, 12/29/2004
3Disasterous Days of the Witches Three The tale of three witches and the troublesome plot twists that this author forces upon them.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, 12/29/2004
2The Downside to Footwear A poem about the unfortunate occurence of mismatching shoes. (Most definately a topic not for the faint of heart...)
Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 432, 12/27/2004
3The Chicken Who Spoke A tale of inspiring heroism, unspeakable idiocy, a surprisingly verbal chicken, and a little town I like to call Obscure...
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 12/27/2004
11The Edge of the Earth » When God created the Earth, he didn't quite get it right on his first try... Take a journey into the first (and failed) attempt at Earth, where sorcery, spells, magical glowy things, and insane gravitational concepts run amuck!
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 2, updated: 1/27/2004 published: 1/19/2004
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