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Joined Jan '03
NEWSFLASH FOR ALL OF YOU ARAGORN LOVERS:
DURING THE WAR OF THE RING HE IS 88! YES! 88! YOU THINK AN 88 YEAR OLD IS HOT! I PROCLAIM YOU OFFICIALLY:
weird.
*I, from lack of anything else to do, am redoing my bio. First, I would like to say that I am one of those hard-to-find people that like BOTH lord of the rings & harry potter. too bad for all of you who don't like one or the other. anyhow, a sad fact...
*the oceans will disappear in approximately a billion years*
noooooooo! anyhow, just because i feel like it, here is what i like:
BOOKS
FENCING
Lord of the Rings
Mists of Avalon (all 4 of them. yes, there ARE 4!)
Harry Potter
The Lost Years of Merlin or whatever they're called
ARCHERY
Mystic's Dream (a song)
my computer
funny fan fiction
golden retrievers
dolphins!
fish
Orlando Bloom!
Elijah Wood!
Legolas!
What I DON'T like:
boring parodies
usually don't prefer g or pg parodies...pg-13 all the way!
OUR SCHOOL'S PEP RALLIES! GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD EVER ATTEND ONE!
thunderstorms
spiders
Some opinions:
-Legolas is HOT.
-Elijah Wood is HOTTER.
-Orlando Bloom is HOTTEST.
-fish should not be eaten
-Aragorn is dirty.
-Aragorn is not hot.
-I have no problem with Liv Tyler/Arwen. unlike cophantomcatcher&aquario6000 though
-Aragorn is a player (w/ Arwen & Eowyn)
-Hobbit pipes are cool. (I'm gonna get one)
-Billy Boyd has the COOLEST accent.
-cars are bad.
-saxaphones are bad (did i spell that right?)
-clarinets are COOL.
-OUR BAND DIRECTOR IS COOL BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYING LOTR!!!!!! but otherwise...well...he's kinda, uh, odd. putting it nicely.
-There is nothing wrong with multiple email addresses (I happen to have 5)
-fencing should be more widely recognized
-(actually this is FACT, not opinion!) fencing is a martial art, NOT a sport
-mountain dew is the bomb
WARNINGS:
-all of my stories so far have been rated at least PG13 (i think) so if you don't like swearing...don't read my writing
-no matter what anyone says, NEVER look at me!
-beware...I SEE INSIDE YOUR MIND!
FACTS:
Viggo Mortensen is 46 and is not hot.
Fencing is a martial art.
My dog is a (loveable) idiot.
But he has been getting smarter...
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