4Forever » This is basically total nonsense... ch3 up; the plot congeals like Jello in the refrigerator. Read it, it's dumb.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 8/28/2005 published: 8/21/2005
57Why Liberal's Suck! » why liberal's suck
Fiction: Essay, K, English, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 1/20/2005 published: 1/16/2005
25Why I Cannot Support John Kerry Just what the title says. 500-word-ish essay on-wait for it-why I don't support John Kerry. Flames encouraged. PG 'cause I think I call Bush a butthole.
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, words: 533, 10/30/2004
16Political Rants of the Cheesemonkey » I've been wanting to do this for awhile... political rantings are what i do best... anyway, chapter 3 up, the usa patriot act.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, updated: 7/10/2004 published: 6/26/2004
8Aftereffects of Harnessing Nuclear Power » The long-awaited (yeah, right) SEQUEL to Return to Insanity, but I don't think it's as good as the first two. please r&r. Basically, Diane & company have to save a four-tailed pink and orange cat from an evil dude.
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 1, updated: 6/26/2004 published: 10/26/2003
16Loserville » Dude's going to San Francisco when he finds he's stuck in Loserville. I'm awful at summaries.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 6/26/2004 published: 1/31/2004
11i wanna be cool » Narrator is a pathetic geek who thinks she needs to be 'cool.' I don't know why I wrote this.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 6/20/2004 published: 1/24/2004
2The 7 Demons of Word A completely insane story I came up with... I don't know why. Seven demons possess a guy named Clarence...but i'm giving away the good part. Read at your own risk.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 632, favs: 1, 6/20/2004
5Summer I wrote this a year ago and found it under my mattress... it's about death or summer vacation... kinda weird...
Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 148, 6/5/2004
3pissed My little testament to how fun it can be to be angry. Mild language... I wrote this for english.
Poetry: Life, K+, English, words: 268, 6/5/2004
8how to fix a portable cd player Something I wrote while grounded. Kinda funny. Not that good.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 510, 4/24/2004
15The Internet for Morons Written to explain just why I'm not particularly afraid of perverts on the internet. Or rabid fascists. Or viruses.
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, words: 517, 3/20/2004
3The Path About a fork in the road and a choice. Heavily influenced by Robert Frost, except not nearly as good. Also doesn't rhyme.
Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 91, 3/20/2004
3How the Protest got its Song How the protest song was born. I debated for seconds on whether to post this... tell me if it's good.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, 3/20/2004
6Peaches » A writer is kidnapped by an insane dude named Jonathan. Includes a very stupid chief of police. PG13 just in case anything interesting happens...
Fiction: General, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, updated: 3/20/2004 published: 12/13/2003
5Pick N Save Chard and Lacey are rehearsing the musical Love at the Pick N Save... which is an original creation. Stupidly funny.
Fiction: Play, K+, English, Humor, words: 552, 1/31/2004
3River in Egypt Narrator tries to convince ppl that she did not have a major revelation while sleeping. short, simple, and stupid. thought of it in the locker room.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 320, 1/24/2004
9TheResultOfUtterBoredom Written during extremely boring English class. Read if you feel like laughing at something dumb.
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 262, 12/13/2003
5The Day George Microwaved It All King of the Hill is canceled. A stupid man waits by a button. It All is microwaved. Definitely completely different. Really. and there was an obvious mistake in the first paragraph caused by an overactive thesaurus. sorry.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 285, favs: 1, 11/22/2003
10Five Fundamental Truths Extremely short, and extremely true. I think so anyway. It's only fifty-seven words... read.
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 58, 11/15/2003
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