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3Vicious Cycle
This is the worst poem anyone has ever read. YAY FOR IT! this is my first attempt at actual poetry... and i'm not a poet. but read it anyway...Poetry: Life, K+, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 252, 11/1/2003
5and all for the want of cheese
Sparky the housecat needs cheese. Very random, very stupid, and very, very under the influence of caffeine. please r&r.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 776, favs: 1, 11/1/2003
8My Philosophy
Just what I think about life... please r&r, like it or hate it... umm... it's short!Fiction: Essay, K, English, Spiritual & Humor, words: 242, favs: 1, 11/1/2003
3short&stupid
Two Undenominational Spouses, a pirate radio show, a very sexy cat, and making fun of pop music and tATu. couldn't be better. or actually, couldn't be worse. just read. lyrics taken from that one tATu song.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 370, favs: 2, 10/25/2003
1The Boring Adventures of X »
exactly what the title says. boring, pointless, and useless. don't read it. please r&rFiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 784, 9/28/2003
7The Ham Conspiracy
The truth is finally revealed-no not THAT one-the ham will be TAKING OVER THE WORLD!Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 593, favs: 1, 9/21/2003
12Josh In Hell »
What happens when giant radioactive sloths take over a plane, a reasonably prudent person falls into a puddle of mashed banana, and a spark of static electicity accidentally blows the whole thing up? I replace ch3 with a better one, that's what.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 1, updated: 9/21/2003 published: 9/7/2003
25Return to Insanity »
Sequel to Nonsensicality, with longer chapters, new characters... Read Nonsensicality first. PG for edible underpants and... yeah. R&R-FINISHEDFiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 15, words: 11k+, favs: 1, updated: 9/7/2003 published: 8/23/2003
43The Leader »
after the insane Leader starts climate control, Kitty decides to do something about it... but it isn't very smart to get on the leader's bad side now is it? rated for slash, violence, mild language. chapter 17 EDITED*COMPLETE*Fiction: Sci-Fi, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 25k+, favs: 4, updated: 9/7/2003 published: 5/26/2003
3Just Another Love Story
a lame story i wrote when i was bored. don't read it if you know what's good for you. please r&r.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Romance, words: 565, 9/6/2003
4dreamfantasy
this is about the weirdest thing ever written-it starts out as a dream i had a really long time ago, then goes into a storm, then goes to a kind of a weird... well i'll let you find out... PG for... suggestive... umm... at the end...Poetry: Life, K+, English, words: 383, 8/23/2003
32Nonsensicality »
She (yet unnamed, suggestions? please) finds a book in the library... Basically spoofs a whole bunch of random stuff... will have a plot, i promise.. but later... R&R plz- chapter 15 up-which is the end-you'd better review if you want a sequel people.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 15, words: 5k+, favs: 4, updated: 8/17/2003 published: 8/3/2003
11The Elevator »
Lisa is trapped in an elevator for two days with a Jehovah's Witness. PG for safetyFiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 8/16/2003 published: 8/10/2003
6The Computer
I was bored-what can I say? About a dream I had-well, part of a dream anyway. Really strange... (Later) sorry this might sound kind of like ERROR. Honestly i did NOT copy...Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 218, 7/12/2003