John Ink PM
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160Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of »
New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 35, follows: 4, updated: 11/29/2007 published: 2/15/2003
5A song to sing
Another poem I had to get out of my head.Poetry: Love, K+, English, Poetry & Drama, words: 111, 8/20/2005
1Old Pains
Something I made up for Literature class. I'm not really a poet, but my last crappy poem got good reviews, so why not post another one?Poetry: Love, K, English, words: 63, 1/12/2005
5War On Piracy
George Bush the third continues an American tradition. A war against a idea, that can't really be stopped. Communism, Drugs, Terrorism, and now Piracy. When will the madness end?Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 1/12/2005
7Untitled Script
5 minute script. A woman is driven to the edge when her life begins to resemble a bad horror movie.Fiction: Horror, M, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 1k+, 11/20/2004
24Glass half full
Nudity, Natives, and Nickels. Isn't this what the English language was meant for? Read, review, then dance for me! BWA HA HA HA! DANCE MY LITTLE PAWN!Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 775, favs: 4, 2/10/2003
23Internal Bleeding
For those who didn't like my summary, "A song about getting hit by a truck" this is for you. I don't know how to explain this! Just read it! Jeez!Poetry: Song, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 311, favs: 7, 1/21/2003