Favorite Authors: Dostoevsky, Vonnegut, Kafka, Camus, Heller, Bradbury, Chabon, Foer, Sedaris, Ovid, Wilde, etc.

it's been a long time since I've used this site. I'm starting over, with the hope that I'll get honest critiques. anyone who wants to say, "that was AWESOME, can you review my story?" you're welcome to, but I prefer constructive criticism. and I do generally return reviews, though I won't make guarantees. if this site doesn't prove helpful, I'll leave.