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The Rainbow Train And yes, they had their moment.
Poetry: Nature, K, English, words: 789, 5/19/2005
3Kernel of Thought The catwalk, a long, silvery, translucent surface that stretched forward for infinity was still there, a long, solid argument, one that had weathered many millenniums of scrutiny.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, words: 1k+, 9/16/2004
2Insanity Prerequisite Prepackaged for your time zone. No animals were harmed in the making of this piece. Surgeon General's Warning: This film has been revised to fit your screen. All natural preservatives! Fat-Free. Only the finest materials used in this product. It never tur
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 1, 9/16/2004
1Unifying Elements » 'She knew magic, or something of the sort. How could he deal with magic? This was insane.'
Fiction: Action, K+, English, Supernatural & Suspense, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 3/31/2004 published: 9/4/2003
17The Big, Bad, Evil Chicken » It's a limerick, and an epic
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/31/2004 published: 6/8/2003
43Why Infinity Plus Two Doesn't Equal Infinity » Other infinity essays and a short cut from the Quantum Theory. You know you want to read this, so come on... You may not learn something. PART 6 UP (Some retorts and reduncies, plus dimensions)
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 6, words: 8k+, favs: 6, updated: 2/21/2004 published: 9/5/2003
2A Very Turdy, er, Toady Day The army of toads swarmed pass me, there is no escaping I can see.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Spiritual, words: 717, 1/2/2004
4The Problem with Artists and Writers A total waste of your time, we are going to decide why artists and writers are criminals, and what should be done with them (such as throw them in institutions and the whatnot)
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 1/2/2004
5Magic, the Comprehensive Guide An extensive essay covering the long held question: What is Magic? Taking attempts to classify, and even categorize this arcane subject. The author knows all, and would like to hear from you puny mortals.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Supernatural, words: 2k+, 12/28/2003
23A Messed Up Fairy Tale » One day Jack the Giant Killer sets out to get a magic bean. One day Goldilocks gets amnesia. One day man-eating flowers take over the world. One day... the insanity begins. You better read this- the fate of the world is at stake. *34 UP*
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Adventure & Suspense, chapters: 25, words: 19k+, favs: 2, updated: 11/23/2003 published: 6/3/2003
7Don't Buy Candy from the Vending Machine A short essay why you shouldn't buy candy there- and no mention of health anywhere in here!
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 536, 10/27/2003
3Cups Will Take Over the World Join Saucer Cup XII's announcment, that doesn't exist, that will surely cause all cups in the world to rally together and take over the world!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Humor, words: 538, favs: 1, 9/29/2003
2Is There Not One Light? that leaves undisturbed the sanctity of night? Please R&R
Poetry: Nature, K, English, Angst & Spiritual, words: 151, 9/17/2003
1The Three Bored Boards What they composed, what they wrote, and everything inbetween, namely fuzzy logic. Throw in a few cannabalistic pirates, going to school naked, and idiots in penguin suits, and you've got chaos.
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor & Horror, words: 438, 9/16/2003
5What To Do if You Meet up With A ManEating Flower They are everywhere! You cannot escape! This manual is your last hope! READ or DIE! BWAHAHAHA!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, 8/16/2003
2What Happens When You Make Lima Beans Immortal Need I say more?
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, 8/14/2003
2Of Evil Blood Thirsty Gods And it's rated G too! What more could you want?
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor & Humor, words: 1k+, 6/19/2003
1Flavorlopes *Stupid Ad Alert* Complete with stupid disclaimers, stupid claimers, and a guy who rises from the dead. BONUS: A happy president who can't lick any more envelopes: READ AND FIND OUT!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 304, 6/19/2003
Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 44, 6/18/2003
3A Bunch of Stupid Clerihews This is a bunch of stupid clerihews, not a herd or a group. So go drink some soup.
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 357, 6/18/2003
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