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Discourse on Teddy Bears
.slash, one-shot. "So, what? You're hot, I'm hot, so we can't we just screw? Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. You-okay, yeah, maybe in clubs and frat parties, but definitely not in the stuffed animal aisle of Toy World."Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 116, follows: 15, 7/25/2009
21Insanity Loves Company
-Slash- A collection of Spontaneity shorts addressing such things as: Is Damar in fact cuter than a stuffed lamb? How did Zephyr almost neuter Cyrus? What better uses could Damar's brain be put to?Fiction: Manga, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 23, follows: 21, 8/13/2008
155Love for Ransom »
[Slash] Sev is your average smartass extraordinaire and a member of an elite class. Strange luck lands him in the company of a group of amateur robbers hitchhiking across the galaxy and trying not to kill each other in the process—as their hostage.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 16k+, favs: 142, follows: 151, updated: 8/6/2007 published: 9/16/2005
1k+Spontaneity »
[Slash] Once Upon a Time, a handsome Crown Prince set his sights on a visiting princess with the unique condition of being…well, male. And, if the supposed princess is kept away from sugar and pointy things, chances are they'll live Happily Ever After.Fiction: Manga, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 24, words: 149k+, favs: 867, follows: 435, updated: 7/16/2007 published: 6/16/2003
573 The Sandman's Kiss »
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 14, words: 76k+, favs: 728, follows: 97, updated: 1/8/2007 published: 12/18/2003
84 Finding Serendip
[Slash] [Oneshot] Malin, the superfluous but defiant fourth son of a cooper, is invited to the Emperor's wedding—as the sacrifice. But when things go awry and Malin becomes the bride instead of the sacrificial lamb, things couldn't get more complicated.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 17k+, favs: 246, follows: 26, 1/17/2006
40 Alektorophobia
[Spontaneity sidestory] complete "My realization of the evil nature of chickens and their mindcontrolling plots solidified then." Ever wonder about the origin of Prince Edan's chickenhating ways?Fiction: Manga, T, English, Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 22, follows: 3, 12/23/2004
82Scotch and Cyanide
[Slash] Durante, a hitman and jack-of-all-trades, is given his mission: the assassination of the naïve heir to a dynastic corporation, Kristian Radford. The plan is to seduce and kill him, but what happens when Durante falls for his victim? [Two Parts]Fiction: Romance, M, English, Romance & Suspense, words: 7k+, favs: 42, follows: 42, 7/22/2004