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Hi, if you're reading this then you already know that I am DiamondKing. If you're intrested, then you can read my bio. But I promise you, it isn't really interesting. You can always skip down to my stories section where I give a brief synopsis of my stories and stories I plan on working on in the future.

Age: 22

Sex: Male

A little bit about me...

I'm a college kid who thinks that he can write a little something. I'm more or less kind of boring,but that's alright. Right now I'm in my Junior year of college (joy), my current major is English Writing and I recently added Psychology, which means more school. Joy! Currently my life is hectic and I find myself with little to no time to write, unfortunately. Still, writing is fun and hopefully I'll get more of my stories up here.

I enjoy getting feedback on my work, and if you're kind enough to review me I'll do my best to return the favor.

~~Current Projects~~

Dark Olympus Vol. 1: Fall of the Heroes- David isn't a normal guy. Normal guy's aren't the reincarnation of the prince of a long dead monarchy from a planet light years away. Nefarious beings that aren't exactly whole are stealing the souls of a helpless city, and the mysterious men who control them are hunting down the Zodiac. Can David figure out his destiny in time to make a difference in this war? Violence/Action/Adventure/Some Romance/Eventual Yaoi/Fantasy/Sci-fi/Etc.

Update- Dark Olympus is on hold until further notice; the story is going through a major revamp. The basic plot will remain the same, familiar characters will return, however I'm going to actually rewrite the story from the ground up, using little, if any, of the same material that I've published thus far. Some familiar themes and events may take place, but its all going to be new writing, not a simple copy, paste, and edit deal.

Blue Moon Saga

The Blue Moon saga (once known as the Music of the Night series) will be a couple of stories that will surround a character by the name of Jamie. The first in the series is Moonlight Sonata which I've just posted.

Moonlight Sonata- Every few thousand years there are places that are made special. They're places of power, a nexus, places where the chaotic nature of magic is bound to, a place that wars are often fought over and countless pay their lives for. A nexus is said to be a place of change, a place of fate, for it is a nexus where one acquires the power to change the world. This power is chaotic, this power is change, therefore it is impossible to predict how or where a nexus may appear. Throughout history, a nexus has always been a place. But, what if it were a human? There will be homosexual relations in this story, with the main couple being homosexual.

Thin Floors- Originally was meant to be a one-shot, however the response I got to it encouraged me to continue with the story. Marvin was a seemingly simple man who lived a seemingly simple life. The only thing about him was that he was lonely. So lonely to the extent that he started to live his (otherwise nonexistent) sex life vicariously with the help of his hand, his dildo, and listening to the couple a floor above him. The story of a simple man, living a simple existence, having to deal with sudden complexity. Romance/Comedy/Randomosity. And yes, there is going to be some male on male action.

(Possible) Future Stories:

Natural Selection- A man with a dream sets out to make that dream a reality. All over the world, people are waking up, changed. They can do things that they've never dreamed of...things that no normal human could ever accomplish. There's tension in the air; fear, confusion, and worst of all, hatred. Lines are being drawn; the face of the enemy is clear. Or is it? Can this man's dream be the very thing to avert chaos, or is it the catalyst to a war that was destined to happen?

Once Upon A Time- A fairy tale, but there's nothing classic about it. On the planet Sera, humanity tried living in peace, but the orcs have declared genocide against humanity, thus the Great War was born. In the tenth year of the war, a third race enters into the battle. A previously unknown race that is fighting both sides. A prince is missing, another is hiding, a reluctant knight is caught in the mix, the gods are taking bets, and a pleasure slave may very well be the key to ending this war.


I'm not entirely sure where it comes from, but occasionally I do write poetry. So far I have a few of my poems up here. I may or may not put up more, depending on how I feel about it.

Mistaken- The point of the assignment was to write a poem based off of a quote. For some reason "mistakes were made" popped into my head and this poem was born.

Synesthesia- A love poem, one of two that I've written to date. One of my favorites, really. I think I did pretty well for a fellow who hasn't been in love.

Meteorology- A poem that works on many levels, but on the surface it looks like me discussing my favorite type of day.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay...well, in this case...XD
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual....again, a funny story there XD
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA He was totally Middle Eastern, XD
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. According to the BMI at least
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon Well, watermelon is good...
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I go to COLLEGE, so I must be PRIVILEDGED.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I know, people are like, 'Wtf, isn't this guy Christian?!' but yeah, its true.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a SINGER so I MUST want to show off.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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