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37Ethereal »
A girl becomes one of the thousands that have been stolen from their earth-bound lives by a powerful spirit. Is escape, or even mere survival, possible? PG for occasional language.Fiction: Supernatural, K, English, chapters: 17, words: 20k+, favs: 5, updated: 1/16/2005 published: 3/16/2004
2Ethereal Fun!
An alternative chapter written by my little sister for the story "Ethereal." I might actually use it...Fiction: Supernatural, K, English, Humor, words: 190, 9/10/2004
37Aurine »
A girl is thrown into a test to prove her worth so she can save her slacker mother from poverty. Too bad that test involves eating poison and annoyingly piggish neighbors (who may be betrothed to you...)Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, chapters: 17, words: 18k+, updated: 7/10/2004 published: 12/29/2003
8Definition of a Lie »
When does a story become a lie? This tells of a small child's journey to the gray area of the 9th commandment. Completed.Fiction: General, K, English, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 3/16/2004 published: 3/8/2004
7What I Wouldn't Do for DrPepper!
Just a stupid little poem I had to write for my Creative Writing Faschist Dictator. You should read it! And preferably review it!Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 163, 3/13/2004
12The Asylum »
The strange tale of a conservative doctor who comes in extreme contact with a group of unruly and (obviously) crazy inmates. Can he himself remain sane? I finally got the next chapter up...you can all resume breathing. Haha just kidding.Fiction: Humor, K, English, chapters: 2, words: 669, updated: 3/9/2004 published: 2/13/2004
5Novel's End
An odd poem about death I had to do for creative writing class. This turned out a lot better than I had originally planned, so please R R, it's short! And I'm sorry about the weird formatting, my retarded computer is losing it.Poetry: Life, K, English, words: 128, 2/8/2004
7Plastic Immortality
I wrote this for Creative Writing class (I don't do poetry unless forced) where the topic was "about an object". So, I chose Barbie. R/R, please!Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 197, favs: 1, 1/25/2004
5The Curse of the LowCarb Burger
The irony of Atkins unleashed on a poor innocent fat guy...R/R!Poetry: Humor, K, English, words: 234, 1/18/2004
17All My Seeds a pumpkin soap opera »
Ah, drama, drama, drama. All those years of laughing at stupid soaps have finally driven me to this. If you, like me, are sick of cheap mid-afternoon TV, then this is a story for you. The long awaited third and final chapter is up.Fiction: Humor, K, English, chapters: 3, words: 854, favs: 1, updated: 9/5/2003 published: 8/16/2003
13Morton the Octopus runs for President »
Morton the octopus decides to turn his loser-life around and run for President to impress his ex-girlfriendFiction: Humor, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 8/8/2003 published: 7/16/2003
8Invasion of the Turkeys
An alien is sent to scout out the planet Earth for invasion while inhabiting the body of a domestic turkeyFiction: Humor, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 7/16/2003