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7 Adam and Steve God so loved the world that he wrote his one and only Limerick, that whosoever readeth it shall not perish but have eternal life. True story.

Poetry: Religion, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 35, 1/21/2010

3 Cycle Of Vengeance As we continue to fight for those we've lost, others will fight for those we've taken.

Poetry: Politics, K, English, words: 155, favs: 1, 9/11/2008

6 A Love Poem For My Lovely Bush Viva La Bush! D'oh!

Poetry: Politics, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 275, favs: 3, 8/30/2008

7 Hallelujah: Unrated and Uncensored I promise to repent later in life, but for now let me have my fun. Okay? Reader discretion is strongly advised!

Poetry: Humor, T, English, Parody & Horror, words: 287, 7/25/2006

10 No Hooters Not about owls. [Limerick]

Poetry: Humor, K+, English, words: 27, 12/25/2005

8 Jesus X A not so Christmas-y limerick.

Poetry: Religion, K+, English, words: 33, 12/25/2005

7 Color Me Pissed I said 'pissed' not 'piss'. Now put down that yellow marker!

Poetry: Politics, K+, English, words: 109, favs: 3, 12/11/2005

6 A Mother's Worth A sonnet I wrote for my mum (and yes, for your mommy too) on Mother's Day.

Poetry: General, K, English, words: 121, 5/15/2005

13 Mary Was Loose Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a vir-er-er-err-gin.

Poetry: Religion, T, English, words: 212, 3/29/2005

22 Jesus Doesn't Like Being Interviewed! Christ's response to John Stein's "An Interview with Jesus."

Fiction: Essay, T, English, words: 509, favs: 1, 1/8/2005

13 My Sister Vs God: The Prequel Part II My Sister's Odds: A Googolplex to One

Fiction: General, K+, English, words: 793, favs: 1, 12/30/2004

39 Jesus Was Gay Why would you think otherwise?

Poetry: Religion, K, English, words: 196, favs: 7, 11/25/2004

29 Which Came First? The chicken or the egg?

Poetry: Religion, K, English, words: 201, favs: 3, 4/11/2004

30 Forever Crowned Is God overrated?

Poetry: Religion, K, English, words: 66, favs: 2, 3/21/2004

15 This Boob's For You I love you, man. Not really, but read this anyway.

Poetry: Politics, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 305, favs: 1, 2/8/2004

31 Blood in the Air My anti-war song. Criticisms/flames are welcomed - as long as it's not accompanied by stupidity.

Poetry: Song, K+, English, words: 258, favs: 2, 1/18/2004

7 Eve's Story Eve's explanation of what truly happened in the Garden of Eden. Now we can all understand why men have Adam's apples and women don't.

Poetry: Religion, K+, English, words: 473, 1/2/2004

15 Let Me Live A poem written to respond to dontstayfallen's "Dead" - Yep, I'm a non-Christian.

Poetry: Religion, K+, English, words: 133, favs: 1, 12/21/2003

2 Barriers The fear of getting your heart broken . . . will have you putting up fences.

Poetry: Love, K, English, words: 163, 12/21/2003

15 Oops, we did it again! The U.S. air strike on an Afghan village left nine children dead, and failed to kill the targeted Taliban suspect.

Poetry: Politics, K+, English, words: 121, favs: 2, 12/9/2003

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