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7Adam and Steve God so loved the world that he wrote his one and only Limerick, that whosoever readeth it shall not perish but have eternal life. True story.
Poetry: Religion, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 35, 1/21/2010
3Cycle Of Vengeance As we continue to fight for those we've lost, others will fight for those we've taken.
Poetry: Politics, K, English, words: 155, favs: 1, 9/11/2008
6A Love Poem For My Lovely Bush Viva La Bush! D'oh!
Poetry: Politics, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 275, favs: 3, 8/30/2008
7Hallelujah: Unrated and Uncensored I promise to repent later in life, but for now let me have my fun. Okay? Reader discretion is strongly advised!
Poetry: Humor, T, English, Parody & Horror, words: 287, 7/25/2006
10No Hooters Not about owls. [Limerick]
Poetry: Humor, K+, English, words: 27, 12/25/2005
8Jesus X A not so Christmas-y limerick.
Poetry: Religion, K+, English, words: 33, 12/25/2005
7Color Me Pissed I said 'pissed' not 'piss'. Now put down that yellow marker!
Poetry: Politics, K+, English, words: 109, favs: 3, 12/11/2005
6A Mother's Worth A sonnet I wrote for my mum (and yes, for your mommy too) on Mother's Day.
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 121, 5/15/2005
13Mary Was Loose Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a vir-er-er-err-gin.
Poetry: Religion, T, English, words: 212, 3/29/2005
22Jesus Doesn't Like Being Interviewed! Christ's response to John Stein's "An Interview with Jesus."
Fiction: Essay, T, English, words: 509, favs: 1, 1/8/2005
13My Sister Vs God: The Prequel Part II My Sister's Odds: A Googolplex to One
Fiction: General, K+, English, words: 793, favs: 1, 12/30/2004
39Jesus Was Gay Why would you think otherwise?
Poetry: Religion, K, English, words: 196, favs: 7, 11/25/2004
29Which Came First? The chicken or the egg?
Poetry: Religion, K, English, words: 201, favs: 3, 4/11/2004
30Forever Crowned Is God overrated?
Poetry: Religion, K, English, words: 66, favs: 2, 3/21/2004
15This Boob's For You I love you, man. Not really, but read this anyway.
Poetry: Politics, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 305, favs: 1, 2/8/2004
31Blood in the Air My anti-war song. Criticisms/flames are welcomed - as long as it's not accompanied by stupidity.
Poetry: Song, K+, English, words: 258, favs: 2, 1/18/2004
7Eve's Story Eve's explanation of what truly happened in the Garden of Eden. Now we can all understand why men have Adam's apples and women don't.
Poetry: Religion, K+, English, words: 473, 1/2/2004
15Let Me Live A poem written to respond to dontstayfallen's "Dead" - Yep, I'm a non-Christian.
Poetry: Religion, K+, English, words: 133, favs: 1, 12/21/2003
2Barriers The fear of getting your heart broken . . . will have you putting up fences.
Poetry: Love, K, English, words: 163, 12/21/2003
15Oops, we did it again! The U.S. air strike on an Afghan village left nine children dead, and failed to kill the targeted Taliban suspect.
Poetry: Politics, K+, English, words: 121, favs: 2, 12/9/2003
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