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15Hahahahaha
Hahahahahaha.Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 144, favs: 3, follows: 1, 10/1/2004
6Constructive Criticism
Can I write a story about an English class without sex in it? No.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 10/1/2004
3Chat From Hell: The OMFG LOL ASL Chronicles
I hate chatrooms. So I've decided to write one.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 277, favs: 1, 9/14/2004
7I'm An Idiot »
I hate most the people who review my stories. You attack my slang, then talk about how good "Rain" is. Let me tell you right now, Rain sucks. It's a piece of shit. Everything else is classic. Read this story and see what I think about you people.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 680, updated: 6/12/2004 published: 3/17/2004
6The Greatest Fucking Battle Of All Time »
Kiss my motherfucking ass. UpdatedFiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 781, favs: 1, updated: 6/10/2004 published: 5/22/2004
3Quincy
I'm too lazy to keep writing this. Maybe one day. Not likely, though.Fiction: Romance, T, English, Romance, words: 870, 4/5/2004
6The Return Of Bartering
Someday I hope to have a pang of conscience! Rated R because women are going to hunt me down after they read this.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 2/29/2004
Oh Snapzz!
The third in a series of stories that has the potential to change mankind.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 523, 1/7/2004
3Oh Snaps!
A sequel to the literary classic, Oh Snap!Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 499, 1/7/2004
4Oh Snap!
I was speaking ghetto, like I do, and my friend Mel said I should turn it into a story. The continuing theme with my stories is "this person has problems."Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 429, 12/31/2003
2Billy and the Big Box of Drugs
I hate this story. Good god, I think I need medication.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 804, 12/31/2003
8The Flying Condom
I hope that, when they put me in the mental hospital, I'll have a window.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 783, 12/27/2003
9Rain
IT'S GOTH. I HATE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T HATE? DONUTS!Fiction: Young Adult, M, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 361, 12/14/2003
8I Love Tacos!
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 995, favs: 1, 12/12/2003
5Politically Correct: To The XTREME!
Lesbian Vegans take over the world. This story further proves that I can't write. Rated R because I was too lazy to look and see if it should really be rated R, so, rather than taking a chance...Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 12/12/2003
Acronym Adventure 3: The Acronymer
The folks of AOAS return. This is another in a series that was originally meant to be just one, but I spoke with phorc and started a series. Rated for swearing. A LOT of swearing.
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 3k+, 12/11/2003
2Acronym Adventure 2: A New Author
A sequel to the classic, "Acronym Adventure," written by Phorc. Mild swearing, but I think it's edited. Coming Soon to - Acronym Adventure 3: The Acronymer (written by me, not Phorc).Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 499, 8/8/2003
3I Smoked Lots Of Drugs
This is a the tale of a boy who had a hard life. Or so. Read only if you don't have anything else to do. Rated R for excessive drug information.Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor, words: 875, 8/8/2003