1 Stewart Edward Up Gets A New Name, New Life Stewart, or Stew as most people called him, didn't like his name-he thought it was stale and worn out. He hated his name immensely, especially because his last name was Up. This caused for some unfortunate name mistakes. Stirrup, Stew Pot, Starbuck
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 836, 2/19/2011
What? How to decode this random order? Maybe we should play twenty questions?
Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 255, 4/18/2009
2 Random Work No 10312241309 Loud, smelly, I need to pee...
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 191, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/13/2009
Y'Know, Life Isn't As Bad As Being a Witch Or is it? I wouldn't know, being that of the non-witch variety...
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, words: 162, 6/1/2008
3 Letter To The President » Dear Mr. President; save our peace war-mongering town from McDonald's riots and some 500 foot monster! And cure Joe's problem!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 370, updated: 4/1/2008 published: 2/19/2008
3Bert: The Great Cloud in the Sky » Bert is a cloud. Bert is my friend. Bert follows me where ever I go. Bert helps me defeat Bert and have an ice cold beer with Bert.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 891, updated: 11/15/2006 published: 11/8/2006
1God is Juxtified A story of how one ball of gas came to be a man who ruled the Earth...and how he got green peanut butter, WITHOUT FOOD COLORING! dun dun dun!
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 825, 4/19/2006
18More Times Not To Eat Your Boss's Necktie » After Never Eat Your Boss's Necktie After Breakfast comes this. A collection of short stories with humor blended with them to make a creamy white paste, similar to Miricle Whip. Oh that tangy zip.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 2, updated: 7/24/2005 published: 11/10/2003
2Random Work No 2873B02 "Fan-TERRIBLE" Raves the Toronto Sun. "Exactly what you DON'T want to read," says the New York Times. "So many thumbs down I wanna gouge out my own eyes," suggests Roger and Ebert. "Dammit" exclaims Sudam Hussian.
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 421, favs: 1, 7/23/2005
The Streets Of Guizhou A man finds himself investigating activity in a city slum. Surprise at the end! DISCLAIMER: I do not know Guizhou personally... It was just a name on my Chinese map when I needed a city name.
Fiction: General, K+, English, words: 526, 7/22/2005
Lord of the Blings There was a man, a man named Bilho, who possesed the bling of mystical power and gettin' da' ladies...
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Parody, words: 283, favs: 2, 4/27/2005
8War is Crappy War is crappy. I have many a reason and evidence to support it. I mean, if we have war, we have to put up with those preppy fags who hate war. God I hate that...
Fiction: Essay, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 300, 4/19/2005
Frank's Adventures of the Unkind Kind Frank has a average life until one day a stoner, weirdo, or a robber takes it all away and leads him on a adventure unlike the kind he has ever had.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 869, 3/29/2005
1The Chronicles of a Wise Man » Get the fantastical wisdom of the wise man and find out how to keep yourself safe from coffee, and paper, and calenders...
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 414, favs: 2, 1/28/2005
1Sonnet No 1 Next time someone says that Shakespeare and his sonnets are stupid show them this sonnet. I never knew writing Shakespearean sonnets was so damned hard!
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 121, 1/28/2005
2Random Writing No 0791672 "A pointless adventure of a guy no one cares about" -New York Times. "This is pure crap" -Roger and Ebert. "I'm still hiding! La la la" -Osoma Bin Laden.
Fiction: General, K, English, Humor, words: 157, 1/28/2005
2The Night The Night creeps to my window...
Poetry: General, K, English, Supernatural, words: 84, favs: 1, 1/28/2005
Accident A man who has an accident one day and all of his friends must laugh and point. And then, a surprise ending?
Poetry: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 63, 1/28/2005
2Idiot Friends The Hidden Members of Society A document on the humorous side of the... bleh... It's funny, it's labeled idiot friends... Just read it!
Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 764, favs: 1, 12/21/2004
4The Froot Loop Prophesy One early day, A man named Jesse found a weird note in his fridge where his Froot Loops should have been... dun dun dun!
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 249, favs: 1, 11/23/2004