11The Grand Tour » When three companions embark on a tour of their world, they must survive with only their considerable wealth, first class education and superlative family connections to support them. (Rated cautiously, nothing terribly graphic yet)
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 2, updated: 6/24/2004 published: 5/29/2004
68Various Rants About Fantasy Fiction » My own fairly unique brand of sarcasm and superciliousness. A mixture of essays and rants about the more annoying aspects of Fantasy Fiction
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Fantasy, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, favs: 24, follows: 2, updated: 5/28/2004 published: 10/18/2003
6The Shower I'm vaguely worried that something like this will happen some day.
Fiction: General, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 5/5/2004
5Et Cetera A triolet, for them as know what that means. This is kind of a mood piece. I've just come back from an evening out...
Poetry: Love, K, English, words: 72, 1/13/2004
14Advice My advice for would be poets. Warning, contains sarcasm.
Poetry: General, K, English, Humor, words: 185, favs: 7, 1/13/2004
2My Hart's Desire Let's be honest, this is just based on a bad pun...
Poetry: General, K, English, Parody, words: 84, 1/12/2004
3Wheels Within Wheels Rated for some slightly iffy images. This is a slightly odd attempt at setting High Fantasy in an industrial society.
Fiction: Fantasy, K+, English, words: 1k+, 1/10/2004
6Offerings Another of the romantic poems I Do Not Write. Those who follow my work may notice a certain obsession with tea. It's an English thing.
Poetry: Love, K, English, words: 126, favs: 1, 1/10/2004
1The Bodhisattva Me at my most pretentious. Please note that this poem presumes that the reader knows what a Bodhisattva actually is. If you don't, google for it before reading, or be prepared not to entirely get this one.
Poetry: General, K, English, Spiritual, words: 364, 1/8/2004
5Better To Burn Personally, I'd rather fade away. I could get a little cottage in the Lake District and keep bees
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 98, 1/8/2004
3I Won't Win Your Heart With A Poem I do not write romantic poetry. This is but one of the poems I have most recently Not Written
Poetry: Love, K, English, words: 154, 1/8/2004
4Coming Out Speech Mum, Dad, I've got something to tell you
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 154, favs: 1, 1/8/2004
1Poem For Mary Shelley A little poem for the good miss Mary Shelley. Rated cautiously for references to certain anecdotes relating to the couple.
Poetry: General, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 169, favs: 1, 1/8/2004
3Sans Innuendo An attempt, probably entirely vain, to mix profundity with throwaway gags.
Poetry: General, K, English, Angst & Parody, words: 102, favs: 1, 1/8/2004
2Between Mountains A slightly odd take on those little epiphanies we all get about how insignificant we are in the overall scheme of things
Poetry: General, K, English, words: 137, 1/8/2004
4Tales From A Quiet Cafe A man and a woman meet in a cafe and reflect on their lives.
Fiction: Supernatural, K, English, Mystery, words: 1k+, 1/3/2004
1A Little While Ago A faustian bargain, from a rather modern standpoint.
Fiction: Supernatural, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 1/3/2004
1The Sorting Office In which the narrator has an unexpected encounter at a funeral.
Fiction: Supernatural, K, English, Mystery & Angst, words: 1k+, 1/3/2004
1Jackie A man returns to the seaside town where his family spent their summer holidays. All is not quite as he remembers.
Fiction: Fantasy, K, English, Mystery & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 1/3/2004
9A Land of Two Suns » A war between light and darkness. Three Princes in a kingdom of shadows. A king on a burning throne. Rated for violence (particularly later) and occult unpleasentness.
Fiction: Fantasy, T, English, chapters: 10, words: 31k+, favs: 1, updated: 11/1/2003 published: 9/25/2003
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