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The Shifting Siren
I demand that all people review this, the greatest story every to bless these hallowed pages.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, 10/3/2010
3High School Freshman Gary Coleman »
Gary Coleman is going back to school, and learning all the same lessons that a bad episode of Degrassi has to offer. Features a whopping zero characters that I created on my own!Fiction: Humor, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, updated: 7/29/2006 published: 7/20/2006
66The Magus0 Complaint Book »
An In-working book of complaints about...uuh...stuff. I'm yet to get a bad review on this, so it must be better than your standard reality-like stuff! Please R&R! It's my most popular work!Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 4k+, favs: 10, updated: 11/5/2005 published: 10/4/2003
The Trials of Gasem
The Holy and Dark Knights come from the future to battle one another, and our dear friends Urto and Ewang are caught right in the middle of it all.
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 3k+, 9/16/2005
3Pedro Gets Cox
A short film script featuring a new Cox employee, a morbid boss, and of course Pedro.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 7/24/2005
6Old Man Stories 7
Old Man gets a job at a cafeteria. Get ready for an explanation of over 3 different wars!Fiction: Action, T, English, Horror & Adventure, words: 425, favs: 2, 5/3/2005
4The Great War Of Compton »
Compton Man loved his country. Now at it's downfall, he will give up everything he loves to save it.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 12k+, favs: 3, updated: 7/26/2004 published: 5/19/2004
19Billy Bonka And The Peanut Butter Cup Factory
A parody (hardly) of a certain book/movie which I shall not name. Mine featurs Nazis, blood and gore.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 5, 5/16/2004
9Old Man Stories 6
Old Man tells stories to some lost kids at the airport.Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 570, favs: 3, 10/7/2003
24Old Man Stories 5
Old Man covers pornography and some other stuff too!Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 606, favs: 5, 10/6/2003
17The Day I Forgot To Take Out The Trash
Overdramitization of the day we know as garbage day.Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 645, favs: 2, 10/4/2003
13Old Man Stories 3
Old Man subs for a chemistry teacher...Hitler jokes are unavoidable!Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 582, favs: 4, 10/3/2003
7The Will Of Magus0
My completly voluntary will.Honest!Fiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 400, favs: 1, 10/3/2003
16Old Man Stories 1
Old Man introduces himself and gives you your 1st story...and a headache!Fiction: Humor, K, English, Humor, words: 171, favs: 4, 10/3/2003
11The Princess Of Purple My Autobiography
Boy turned woman by Bill CosbyFiction: Humor, K+, English, Humor, words: 873, favs: 4, 10/3/2003