6Penelope Oh Penelope. Are you filled with air, swallowed oxygen, that makes you float up?
Fiction: Essay, K, English, words: 360, favs: 1, 1/10/2005
8No Feeding Who knew that sheep could lead to such troubling situations?
Fiction: Horror, K, English, Humor, words: 662, 5/17/2004
4An Enlightening Obituary The lights died today...
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 305, 4/6/2004
15Damn Disney When the mother goes off on vacation, the five-year-old son and the father have some quality father and son bonging time. (one shot)
Fiction: Humor, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 10/20/2003
16You Can Thank Granny Later Some are wonderful and provide lifetime supplies of cookies and others just... aren't what they seem to be. (one-shot)
Fiction: Thriller, K+, English, words: 639, favs: 1, 10/18/2003
15The Ticket to Smartification I read somewhere that if you put your index finger and thumb up each of your nostrils and blow really hard, you get smarter (A bit silly, to tell truth. And it's in desperate need of revising).
Fiction: Humor, K, English, words: 376, favs: 3, 10/16/2003