3How to Build a Society Step 1. Break down on the Snake River, Step 2. Be named Kurtz, Step 3. Go nuts

Leaf Peepers In New Hampshire, people come from Mass. to look at our foliage. These "people" are called leaf peepers. This is their story.

3Snickers Parody It's exactly 11:45 pm on a school night as I begin to write this summary, you know, that part of the night where you can start to wave your hand around in front of your face and it becomes really interesting. Funny stuff you write then. Funny stuff.

1Life of a Circus Monkey The twisted tale of a monkey with a dark, catastrophic, irrelevant talent.

8Bathroom Humor A subtle, but pleasant article on the graffiti problems in High School bathrooms, followed by a real, honest, solution

6Happiness in my Cheese Danish A mildly philosophical look into the ways of things, the quality of life, and how people live their lives. And Dunkin' Donuts.