3How to Build a Society Step 1. Break down on the Snake River, Step 2. Be named Kurtz, Step 3. Go nuts
Fiction: Essay, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, 12/16/2004
3The Muffin Republic Why do we worry about terrorism, when there is the hideous doom of the muffin?
Fiction: Essay, T, English, Humor, words: 862, 12/16/2004
Leaf Peepers In New Hampshire, people come from Mass. to look at our foliage. These "people" are called leaf peepers. This is their story.
Fiction: Essay, K, English, Humor, words: 386, 10/17/2004
1Hue: How We Will Come To Defeat Discrimination Sometimes, to beat segregation, we have to do a little overkill on the integration
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, Humor, words: 450, 10/4/2004
3Snickers Parody It's exactly 11:45 pm on a school night as I begin to write this summary, you know, that part of the night where you can start to wave your hand around in front of your face and it becomes really interesting. Funny stuff you write then. Funny stuff.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 421, 6/13/2004
1The Perfect News Center My personal, unbiased opinions on how the news ought to be run.
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, Humor, words: 847, 2/21/2004
1Life of a Circus Monkey The twisted tale of a monkey with a dark, catastrophic, irrelevant talent.
Fiction: General, K+, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 3k+, 2/1/2004
Statues of Belief, Ideas of Clay A philosophical essay on the difference between beliefs and ideas via a medium of a metaphorical city and valley.
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 1/19/2004
8Bathroom Humor A subtle, but pleasant article on the graffiti problems in High School bathrooms, followed by a real, honest, solution
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, Humor, words: 780, 1/19/2004
1On Randomness A delightfully fluffy essay on the thing we, as humans, fear the most. Randomness. And yet are so willing to follow behind.
Fiction: Essay, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 12/31/2003